Corrupt a Wish (forum game)

Granted. Nobody watches it and it gets cancelled after the first season.

I wish they'd make a new Star Trek series where the main ship is named the "U.S.S. Gallant".

Granted, but it gets destroyed by the U.S.S. Hdyra.

I wish that I could go to Law School.

Granted, but the U.S.S. Gallant-A comes out of a time portal and blows up the law school with you inside.

I wish my goldfish could talk.

Granted. It has nothing intelligent to say.

I wish I had a cockatiel.

The cocktail contained a lethal amount of alcohol and you are killed of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I had another trilby hat.

Granted, Gelatinos pet cockatiel swoops down and steals it.

I wish Legion was a teammate in Mass Effect 3

Granted. But I don't know who that is so I give you a Legion of Degus.

I wish I had a Tarantula as a pet. :3

Granted. It gets loose and hides somewhere in your house.

I wish pizzas were cheaper.

Granted. But my Tarantula was hiding in your Pizza box and it sucks your innards out.

I wish Gelo's Cockatiel knew how to sing Lowrider.

Granted, but it sings it poorly and ruins the song for you.

I wish I had a pet Trilobite (I really do)

It Trilobites your nose. *BA DUM CHH*

I wish that I could have a pair of fuzzy dice for my car.

You can't find the right colour and have to settle for hot pink.

I wish I had more books to read.

Your new books demand excessive paper production, which puts the world that much closer to death by global warming.

I wish my computer had a better graphics card.

Granted. But the graphics card is a highly prized item, and a fleet of Grox attack your house i nan attempt to retrieve it.


I wish Silverfish were tamable.

Granted. But the silverfish are a highly prized item, and a fleet of Grox attack your house in an attempt to retrieve it.

I wish for a star to be named after me.

Granted, it explodes a week later.

I wish I had some s'mores

Granted, but they are too hot.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, you are caught and roasted.

I wish for a top hat.

Granted but sadly you did not noticed the rim was had glue and it get's stuck on your head. You had to get someone to cut it of with a pair of scissors while losing some hair in the process.

I wish had a submarine.

Granted, but Shane Schofield blows it up

I wish I had a jet.

Granted, it is shot out of the sky by paranoid Americans.

I wish this thread wasn't dead.

Granted.

I wish... for the war of the worlds movie. The second one.

Granted. You accidentally get the Chinese language version.

I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world.

The human population was decreased to 500. GOOD JOB!

I wish for a cow butler.

Granted, but it can't carry any food.

I wish for some new books.