Corrupt a Wish (forum game)

You don't specify a destination in your wish, so you get eaten by dinosaurs.

I wish I had a bird that was big enough that I could fly on.

The bird does a barrel roll and you fall off.

I wish they didn't cancel Star Trek: Enterprise.

The quality of the episodes got worse and worse over time.

I wish I was a god.

Granted; You do not exist.

I wish for bacon. And more bacon.

All the bacon makes you fat and you have a heart attack.

I wish summer vacation was a month longer.

Granted; Parents everywhere go bankrupt for having to buy unnecessary things for their children another month, crime rises as bored children start vandalizing stuff, sea pollution rises as kids and families leave trash on the beaches for another month, and the world becomes a living hell. Nice work, hero. ;)

I wish I could get Multiplayer on Minecraft to work...

Granted, but minecraft has an error and you could never play again.

I wish for a delicious, non death filled, pudding that isn't actually something else, and no human being can kill me or steal it. Not even space things.

Granted, but for the rest of your life you find all other food disgusting by comparison, and only one such pudding ever existed.

ME WISHEZ FA MOAR DAKKA!

GRANTED BUT YOU FORGET WHAT THAT IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WAT YOU SAID!

I WISH DELTA WOULD FINISH MAI SIGGEH!

Granted but it exceeds the maximum legal sig weight, so you can't put it on your sig.

I wish I would know what to wish for, AND get to wish it.

Granted, but it becomes corrupted.

IW For a CUPCAKE.

Granted but it's stale and gross.

I wish I were a robot.

You run out of battery life shortly afterwards. You die.

I wish to corrupt someone elses wish.

Granted, but you corrupt a wish to bring world peace and everybody thinks you're a terrible person.

I wish I had endless inspiration.

Granted, but your head explodes from epicness.

I wish we had a "The Player Below Me" game here.

Granted, but no one wants to play.

I wish I had no enemies.

You are loved to death by your friends.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but everyone gets rid of their nukes and leaves the Earth defenseless against a rogue asteroid on a collision course.

I wish that the sky was green.

Something bad happens.

Option 1: The sky is filled with chemicals and volitile radiation, which give the sky its green tint, therefore eradicating all life on Earth.

Option 2: The earth moves closer to the sun to bend the light spectrum to green! But heat rises, so all ice on the world is melted, leaving the only place habitable on Earth to be Mount Everest. After the years go by, solar radiation flares intensify to the point of the radiation's purge over the magnetic field. Water disintegrates and the world perishes from the sun's flares. The End

I wish to travel through Hell, Purgatory, the Heavens and God just like Dante in the Divine Comedy.

Granted, but you get separated from Virgil and spend all eternity looking for him in Hell.

I wish I could use the force.

Granted, your constipation worries are now over!


I wish I had another wish.

Granted, but unknownst to you, this wish does the opposite of what you want and so ruins your next wish.

I wish my Spore didn't take so long to install.

Granted but once it finished installing, your computer shuts down on you.

I wish I had a backpack.

The backpack rips.

I wish GAC had more emoticons.

Granted, but the emoticons are all troll faces.

I wish I had a sandwich.