Corrupt a Wish (forum game)

Granted. It was so epic, you scream "DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!" you faint then the rainbow disappears.

IWI buy a Nintendo WiiU.

Granted, but it's not out yet so your money is wasted.

I wish my egg will hatch into something good.

Granted, but all your Pokemon turns into eggs and you have to raise them all over again.

IWI Had another Victini.

Granted, but it decides to wait until it comes out as the POTW on Serebii next week so you can give it a better moveset than whatever you were going to give it.

I wish I had a shiny Trapinch/Vibrava/Flygon

You manage to capture it but somehow it messes up your game.

I wish I knew what I want.

Granted, but once you find out what you want, you've already used up your only wish.

I wish I had a rocket.

But then it blasts off again.. Without you.

I wish I had a flash program (Not a module one, one of my parents went and bought one for 45$ when it used to be 200$, then I find out it was the wrong type of flash program -_-')

Granted but you just got the wrong one..again!

I wish I could turn everyone into rabbits.

We turn into the rabbits and eat you.

I wish I had a power drill

Eh.. It kind of drilled your head. ._.

I wish I had a popular animation series! : D

Granted but you give it up the next day.

I wish I can sing like a Siren. (You know thoses creatures that led sailors to their deaths?)

Granted, but you kill off all men on Earth and run out of people to sing to.

I wish I could surf a tsunami without dying.

Granted -- you are simply permanently paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for three more wishes!

Granted, but all those wished get corrupted.

I wish I had a fish that could never die.

Granted but you die first leaving him with no owner. He is left to starve for eternity because he can't die.

I wish my pet bear could do tricks.

Granted but it does a backflip and lands on your head.

I wish I knew whether or not Han shot first.

Granted, but no one believes you when you tell them.

I wish the average IQ of the human race would rise by 50 points.

Granted, but the sudden, overwhelming understanding of the realm around them causes human heads to explode one by one.

I wish I were a duskull.

Granted, but you're a ghost so everybody's scared of you and nobody likes you.

I wish I were a Flygon.

Granted but you get captured by Team Galactic.

I wish I had a muffin with blueberries.

The blueberries are filled with worms.

I wish I had colored pencils.

Granted. Enjoy frustrating over them scratching the paper to death, like I have for years.

I wish I was a character in Seinfeld.

Granted but you failed to audition for the chracter of your choice.

I wish I didn't make a wish.

Granted. Your life is miserable because you don't get to wish for anything that you want.

I wish I knew how to RNG.

Granted. The complex algorithms blow your head off.

I wish I could travel back in time.