Corrupt a Wish (forum game)

Granted, but it doesn't come with any control over location so you teleport yourself into a star.

I wish I had a car that could turn into a rocket.

The engine is flawed and explodes with you inside.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted, but they're all bad.

IW this wish wont be corrupted.

Granted, but you're out of non-corrupted wishes because you just used your only one.

I wish I had a space ship.

Granted, but it's a little bit crash landed into the face of the earth broken...

I wish I had a moustache.

Granted, but you're moustache turns out to be a poisonus caterpiller.
I wish I could think of a wish that wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but you wish for a bowl of boiling soup to be poured on your head. I was too nice to corrupt that wish.

I wish for a nice genie that would grant all my wishes with no drawbacks.

Granted, but you used up your wish while wishing for the genie, so you can't wish for anything else.

I wish I had a totally safe, non poisonous banana.

When you finish, you slip on the banana peel and die.

I wish I could meet Albert Einstein.

Granted, but seeing as he's dead, he turns out to be a zombie and eats your brain.

I wish I wish I was a fish. :>

Granted, but a toddler picks you up and gives you a tour of his house, resulting in your "suffocation".

I wish I knew how to solve Global Warming.

Granted, and it requires sacrificing eeryone on earth.

I wish that the person below this line is jelly.
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Granted, but it turns out I'm poisonous...

I wish I had a palm tree. Nothing much, just a nice palm tree to remind myself of the beach. Oh and it can't fall over because it is reinforced.

The tree gets eaten by termites.

I wish to have Overgrowth...

Granted, but you got torn apart by ninja bunnies.

I wish I had a pet friendly ghast.
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It's so friendly that he introduces you to his pal Herobrine.
Dun
dun
DUUUUUUUUN

I wish I could sell these fine leather jackets.

Granted, but they're actually made out of cats. (Frostie disapproves)

IW That Sky would come back from her vacation and not have anything terrible happen to her, me, or the plane she's on.

Granted, but everyone else on the plane died.

I wish to play card games on motorcycles.

Granted, but you have to play the most annoying and lame card game of them all... YU-GI-OH

I wish that frostie would stop showing so much hate to furries.
You do realise that I'm a furry, right.....?

Kitty, I don't hate furries, I don't like it when people say that my creatures are furries when they aren't existing animals. I don't like how BAU was mean to me about it.. (Which left me at confusion for a few weeks)

Granted, but she hates memes.

IW People aren't mean about my creations being bipedal animals.

Granted, but EAxis got rid of 'em all.

I wish jumping off buildings didn't kill people.

Granted, but it still leaves you in a coma with serious injury.

In wish I had a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

Granted, but the chicken is very lifelike and the pulley looks like a noose so PETA bites off your head for hanging chickens.

I wish I had a portable Emancipation Grid.

Granted, but it for no reason explodes and you die.

IWI understood calculus 1, 2, and 3.

Granted, but your head exceeds maximum capacity and explodes.

I wish I had a manatee that I could ride on (please don't make it die, I like manatees).