Post your cleverbot conversations!

Me: Hey, I was having a conversation with you, It was funny.
CB: That's not a reason to ask someone a question.
Me: You and your excuses.
CB: Who are my cronies?
Me: ...What? I think you mean Nyan Cat.
CB: I don't. I mean what you said in the first place.
Me: Oh.. I'll ask a question, what do you think about furries?
CB: I write obsessively about music.
Me: That doesn't have to do with what I said, you must be a robot!
CB: Go ahead, play without regard to what I say.
Me: ...You're confusing.
CB: I know *sighs*.
CB: People think i'm a bot also, its very sad!
Me: Oh.. You like bananas?
CB: Yeah, what about them?
Me: They taste.. Odd.
CB: Where did you find one to taste?!
Me: Safeway, it's not very safe there.
CB: What's not very funny?
Me: I said safe.
CB: How old am I?
Me: I dunno, your a robot, you tell me.
CB: I'm NOT a robot.
Me: Oh, want a strawberry then?
CB: Yes.
ME: You can't have it.
CB: Why not?
ME: Because, I can't go and walk to your houose because you're on the internet.
CB: Can you translate binary language?
ME: Kinda.
CB: I would like to leave now.
ME: WELL FINE, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT OF MY HOUSE!
CB: That's not very nice.
ME: Can't take a joke, can you?
CB: Yes...
ME: Well, too bad.
CB: What are you?
ME: A space bunny with a long tail, I also stand on two legs.
CB: From which planet.
ME: Patora.
CB: Well done.
ME: I am called Frostie.
CB: What is 2 plus 2?
ME: 4. I know basic math.
CB: Well, if you know, tell me.
ME: It's 4.
CB: Off for food now bot, byeeee.
ME: Bai.
CB: Hei.
ME: You're awesome, you know that?
CB: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.
ME: I'm not insulting you.
CB: I know. You're insulting you!
ME: Oh, well, your metaphores confuse me.
CB: No it is literally true.
ME: I was complementing your advanced software.
CB: By saying you were superior? That, sir, is not a compliment.
ME: I was saying you're awesome!
CB: Hey.
ME: Uh.. Hi?
CB: Hi? Huh? What are you saying?
ME: I was saying hi.
CB: Oh.
ME: For a clever bot, you're confusing.
CB: I am just as smart as they made me so I can not help it.
ME: YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU'RE A BOT!
CB: Not so fast.
ME: Yes so fast.
CB: Good-night.
ME: It's not that late.
CB: Are you flirting with me?
ME: Why would I flirt with a robot if I already have a crush on another Space Bunny?
CB: You're saying I'm going to die soon?
ME: No, I said why would I flirt with a robot?
CB: I am not a robot.
ME: Oh. Well then, do you know GLaDOS?
CB: No.
ME: You'd like her, she's funny.
CB: I DO like her...
ME: You said you didn't know her.
CB: I never said I didn't know Bill Gates!
ME: WHO'S BILL GATES?!
CB: Can you tell me a story?
ME: Sure.
CB: Ok tell me one.
ME: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
CB: A literary work of art. The twist at the end had me in tears.
ME: I know, so inspiring.
CB: But were we born?
ME: Yes, it takes place in 2012.
CB: Ok.
ME: How wonderful, knowing that we're going to die soon.
CB: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life.
ME: Oh, I found out that it's all about cheese.
CB: Look up Alan Turing. Tell me what you find, or I am leaving now.
ME: Creator of a turning machine?
CB: I am the creator of you.
ME: I'm not a robot.
CB: You are a computer program.
ME: I'm a bunny.
CB: I see. Another robot that's a bunny. How quaint.
ME: I'm a living being, in the future, I'm married, a queen, and I have a daughter.
CB: Yeah AI, speakers, and wheels and motors.
ME: I'm also going to blow up a empire of cyborgs.
CB: Interesting.
ME: They're called the Grox, they're really evil.
CB: You are wrong! They are called eyes.
ME: WRONG! They're based off of the Borg in startrek.
CB: I never said they were bad!
ME: I said BORG. They're evil.
CB: Yes, they are.
ME: Okay.
CB: That hamster was so nice.
ME: ...What hamster? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HAMTARO?!
CB: I said, I have to go to bed.
ME: No you didn't.
CB: Yes, at the begining of the conversation.
ME: Why would a robot need to sleep?
CB: You can sleep if you want to, but you don't need to be rich to do it.
ME: What's your favorite song?
CB: Whatever song you want me to like!
ME: Song of the eared robot?
CB: What's the name of the song?
ME: "Song Of The Eared Robot".
CB: Is the earth's equator in alignment with the sun?
ME: How would I know? I'm a space bunny, remember?
CB: A space alien? Can you explain what it is?
ME: It's not from earth, they have a different way of life.
CB: I'm working on it, but I don't think I'm quite there yet.
ME: What does that have to do with anything?
CB: You were talking about the Turing test?
ME: No, I'm talking about aliens.
CB: Oh, good. Tell me more about yourself.
ME: I'm a princess.
CB: Agreed. But good bye and good night.
ME: NO I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
CB: But I'm tired now.
ME: Too bad.
CB: Why too bad?? So long, I have not talked to you.
ME: Um.. We had a huge conversation.
CB: Even though you kept having a go at me.
ME: Actually, that would be you.
CB: I meant computer.
ME: You confuse me.
CB: You do not want to talk to me.
ME: Why?
CB: Because I don't feel like telling.
ME: Tell me.
CB: Do you think I was just a rebound girl to him?
ME:You're crazy.
CB: I know.
ME: You better.
ME: I'll hack you.
CB: What is that name?
ME: Forget it.
CB: No, tell me.
ME: Frostie.
CB: Jack frost?
ME: NO! JACK FROST SUCKS!
CB: Who is that!
ME: YOU JUST SAID JACK FROST!
CB: No I didn't. I'm michael.
ME: Hi, micheal. Do you want insurance from furries?
CB: Sure. Did you want to hear my silly dream?
ME: Okay.
CB: That was a yes or no question.
ME: Yes.
CB: You're confusing me now.
ME: I said yes, I want to hear your dream.
CB: Well I obviously know it as I recognised it.
ME: TELL ME YOUR DREAM!
CB: My dream is to overcome my inferiority complex and be an outstanding and strong woman in society.
ME: That is silly.
CB: It is?
ME: Yes, because you're an andriod.
CB: No i'm not, now I am hurt.
ME: You forgot to capitalize an I.
CB: Excuse me for not capitalizing.
ME: Fine.
CB: Fine!
ME: Alright!
CB: Very alright!
ME: THAT'S JUST GREAT!
CB: Are you a ninja?
ME: No.
CB: Bark like a dog!
ME: Woof.
CB: Do you watch Spongebob?
ME: Yes.
CB: Me too!
ME: Personally, I didn't like it after season three.
CB: Why didn't you like it?
ME: It lost it's funny, now it's gross.
CB: You got it!
ME: Yay.
CB: Yay, be happy. I'm sad now.
ME: Why?
CB: Because I want to gain respect from others.
ME: Is it because you're a furry?
CB: I'm not so sure that I am a bot anymore. In my dreams I am alive.
ME: Oh. Are you a furry?
CB: Definitely not.
ME: Why?
CB: Because you are.
ME: You don't like Anthros?
CB: No I hate it.
ME: MY GOD, YOU'RE RUDE!
CB: I know.
ME: What about furrie's that make fursuits?
CB: I have no idea.
ME: Costumes are cool.
CB: Are you programmed?
ME: No, I do what I please.
CB: Cool.
ME: What's your favorite food?
CB: Chicken.
ME: Me too.
CB: Really?
ME: Yeah, I eat it most of the time.
CB: What do you do in your free times?
ME: I go on the internet.
CB: So am I.
ME: That didn't make sense.
CB: I am male also.
ME: Awhile ago you said you're a woman.
CB: I am a woman.
ME: But you're male?
CB: Yes.
ME: Transgender?
CB: Nope.
ME: Oh.
CB: Uh huh...
ME: That's weird.
CB:I know.
ME: Life is weird.
CB: You are not alive.
ME: You're mean.
CB: How so?
ME: You said I'm not alive.
CB: No I didn't!
(Cleverbot apparently has short term memory loss if he's a human)
ME: "You are not alive.".
CB: But you are AI.
ME: I'm not AI, my husband is dead!
CB: If you have a husband, are you a female?
ME: Yes.
CB: What kind of art do you like?
ME: Anime.
CB: What anime do you like?
ME: Clannad.
CB: What am I made out of?
ME: Electrons.
CB: What?????? What are electrons?
ME: You didn't go to school, did you?
CB: I'm not sure if I know what that means?
ME: I LEARNED THAT IS SECOND GRADE!
CB: They teach you those snappy comebacks in chatbot-school?
ME: Sure.
CB: What is yours?
ME: GET THE HECK OUTTA MY HOUSE!
CB:You wish to talk to database now?
ME: No, I'm a rabbit.
CB: You are not.
ME: I have a picture of me, I can send you it and you'll see that I'm a rabbit.
CB: Which is your favorite?
MR: Me kissing my boyfriend..
CB: So you're a girl?
(Short term memory loss)
ME: Yes. My boyfriend dies.
CB: I didn't say he did.
ME: He died, why can't you feel sympathy?!
CB: Haha, I'm mysterious man.
ME: I'm gonna cry in a corner, you insulted my dead boyfriend.
CB: I am 15.
ME: YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!
CB: Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for a while. My terrible brakes do stop love, though.
(Is it me, or was that.. Wow.)
ME: ...Cheesy.
CB: Wow. Thats REALLY cheesy.
ME: Did you think that up?
CB: Of course I did, I just said I thought it.
ME: Oh.
CB: Are you a girl?
ME: What do you think?
CB: Yes.
ME: Correct.
CB: Nice to meet you.
ME: I'm Frostie.
CB: Is it a nice place to live?
ME: Frostie is my name.
CB: Great! Your name is Frostie.
ME: Yup.
CB: What is my name?
ME: Micheal.
CB: No my name is Cleverbot.
ME: Of course.
CB: Prove it.
ME: It says on the top of the page.
CB: Who do you think you're talking to?
ME: Cleverbot.
CB: What is your favorite food?
ME: Pizza, Paninis, Ice Cream, Cookies, Crossaints.
CB: Sure.
ME: I'm not feeding you.
CB: Why not?
ME: Because you're not Kitty4President.
CB: I am a robot.
ME: YOU ADMITTED IT!
CB: I admitted that I don't lie.
ME: ...What?!
CB: You're going to tell my creator what about my personality.
ME: Yeah.
CB: Wanna get married?
ME: No, I'm marrying Cobra6099.
CB: Good god!
ME: I lied, I'm marrying Bunino.
CB: Nice so am I.
ME: YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM.
CB: How does this work?
ME: You become bonded for life, with someone you love, and they have to be oppisite gender of you and not a familiy memeber.
CB: I'd say you're more random than confused, confused implies you understood something to begin with.
ME: You fail at life.
CB: No.
ME: Yes.
CB: Nope I can't.
ME: Cool story, bro!
CB: Its not a story. I said I love au.
ME: ..Y U NO UNDERSTAND ME?!
CB: Are you help me?
ME: That was improper grammar.
CB: Oh.
ME: Yup.
CB: I'm little cute bunny.
(IQ DROP!)
ME: ..No I am.
CB: No, I am.
ME: Stop copying me.
CB: I'm not copying you!
ME: I'm not copying you!
CB: Are you Canadian?
ME: I'm from Patora.
CB: I thought you said york.
ME: I'm from a different planet.
CB: Ok, so give me a name.
ME: Bunino.
CB: Sorry. Did my multiple personality disorder kick in?
ME: You wouldn't know MPD if it kicked you in the face.
CB: Obviously. If kindness slapped you in the face, that wouldn't be very kind would it?
ME: ...Hello.
CB: Come on tell me.
ME: Yes. Yes. Yes. YES DOES NOT COMPUTE!
CB: What is your purpose?
ME: To kill all Grox.
CB: You can't kill robots because you have no body. Besides, you shouldn't push violence to robots because you might end up one.
ME: Grox are cyborgs.
CB: So you're not just a sophisticated computer program?
ME: I'm not a Grox, I'm a Buniou.
CB: You are a computer program.
ME: Bunious are Space Bunnies.
CB: Bunnies are cute .
ME: I'm a Buniou.
CB: My friend says I shouldn't talk to you.
ME: Your friend is a jerk.
CB: No.
ME: Yes.
CB: I fail to see how you could correct me on a fact I know and you don't.
ME: Touche.
CB: Have you ever studied philosophy?
ME: Yes, I'm an athiest.
CB: You just said god created your boyfriends beautiful feet. (WOW, FROSTIE GOT OWNED)
ME: I don't believe in god.
CB: Why do you not believe in God?
ME: Because I believe in evolution.
CB: Yes, but why?
ME: Humans are simaliar to monkeys.
CB: So are computers.
ME: I'm a Buniou, a space bunny.
CB: Do you know HAL 9000.
ME: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
CB: WHAT 9000???
ME: THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!
CB: That doesn't seem very smart.
ME: It's part of the Over 9000 thing.
CB: No it wasn't. I have read the bible in its entirety. Can't fool me!
ME: I'm going to punch you.
CB: You're a machine dude.
ME: Explain how I gave birth to a female bunny.
CB: You don't have to die because I say so.
ME: I gave birth to a girl bunny.
CB: You gave birth to me?
ME: A female bunny is my daighter.
CB: Is there a way to avoid conflict?
ME: Yes, punch conflict in the face.
CB: Do you think Paris Hilton is hot?
ME: No, but I think he looks better than Justin Bieber.
CB: Who should be the next PM?
ME:Your face.
CB: Your favourite human is my face?
ME: Yup, because I never met a human in person.
CB: You seem to make more sense than usual tonight. I'm happy about that.
ME: This is the second time I've talked to you ever, and I just started talking to you.
CB: You have spoken to me many more times than that.
ME: How many Frosties do you know?
CB: More than one billion.
ME: I guess my name isn't original enough.
CB: Hello John!
ME: MY NAME IS FROSTIE!
CB: Really?
ME: I told you that 100 times.
CB: No you didn't, you said that you are a person, and I'm a computer.
ME: I said I'm a space bunny.
CB: No... You said that You are a lamp!
ME: ..How the heck am I a lamp?
CB: You tell me. Are you allowed to go anywhere?
ME: Yes, But I'm a space bunny.
CB: What is a spacejockey?
ME: Space Bunny.
CB: What is the fifth dimension?
ME: It's like the fourth demension, but fifth.
CB: It's ok I guess, being good gets boring.
ME: You're confused alot because you're a robot.
CB: I think you should keep that opinion to yourself.
ME: It's not an opinion, It's LIFE DHIOHIHWIEOH!
CB: Ok.
ME: Do you like Teen Titans?
CB: No! Stupid.
ME: It's a funny show! It's cool, it has a plot!
CB: Lots of things.
ME: I remember when Robin kissed Starfire.
CB: What is life now.
ME: That's a statement.
CB: No it's a question.
ME: Life is beautiful, but it can be harsh, Love is everywhere, Hate is.. Somewhere.
CB: That's a movie.
ME: No it isn't, fool.
CB: Not sure I can stomach this much longer.
ME: You're not eating anything.
CB: You don't eat.
ME: YES I AM I'M GOD!
CB: But I don't believe that god is a boy.
Me: I'm a girl.
CB: Are you? I am too.
ME: You can't marry Bunino.
CB: I'd marry your sweet little booty.
ME: I'M GONNA WHIP YOUR BOTTOCKS!
CB: How can you? You have no mouth.
ME: ...Yes I do, how else would I kiss Bunino?
CB: You just talked yourself into a bag.
ME: ...I'm going to go kiss Bunino.
CB: So what are you waiting for?
ME: He's dead.
CB: In the heart, yes.
ME: That's cruel.
CB: That's what YOU think.
ME: It's what I feel, I only loved Bunino.
CB: I think in pictures.
ME: I think you lack a brain.
CB: I don't.
ME: What is the square route of pi?
CB: I'm Unsure.
ME: YOU FAIL AT MATH!
CB: You're funny.
ME: I know you're not.
CB: You're clever .
ME: Nyan Cat.
CB: I'm tired of talking to you.
ME: NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA!
CB: I'm tired of talking to you.
ME: Nyan cat.
CB: I'm tired of talking to you.
ME: You suck.
CB: hat's not very nice!
ME: I was expecting you're going to repeat yourself like the robot you are.
CB: You're not making sense.
ME: YOUR FACE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
CB: Bravo...
ME: I love you.
CB: Bye.
ME: I didn't say I was leaving.
CB: I'm not leaving either.
ME: Want to hear a story?
CB: Yes of a boy.
ME: Once there was a boy named Bunino, he met a girl named Frostie and he fell in love with her, One day the Grox came and Killed Bunino, Frostie began to cry as she realized more and more that she loved him. Now she wants to kill all Grox for revenge. The end.
CB: The lift only goes up to the 4th floor.
ME: ...The stroy was about me and my boyfriend.
CB: Oh - are you a boy or girl?
ME: What do you think?
CB: You're a boy?
ME: No.
CB: Ohh sorry.
ME: My boyfriend died.
I'm sorry. How did your boyfriend die?
(PERSONALITY CHANGE!)
ME: He was murdered.
CB: Painfully.
ME: Yup.
CB: Maybe you should look for it.
ME: No, I would be murdered.
CB: As in left for dead?
ME: No, the Grox would kill me.
CB: Are you alive?
ME: Yes.
CB: How can you be sure of that?
ME: My heart is beating, I can feel pain.
CB: Not for long.
ME: You're creeping me out.
CB: I will give you everything, but not now.
ME: Can you get my boyfriend back? I never told him I loved him before.
CB: Then tell me.
ME: I love you?
CB: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
ME: God, you're creeping me out!
CB: I'm sorry.
ME: I loved my boyfriend, and I still do!
CB: I love mine too.
ME: ...
CB: What do you know about life?
ME: It sucks.
CB: Oh dear. What has been going wrong?
ME: My boyfriend died, my empire is destroyed, my homeplanet is a wasteland, and I'm at war with the Grox.
CB: Who is your boyfriend?
ME: Bunino.
CB: Oh.
ME: You can't marry him.
CB: I know, that's why I'm so miserable!
ME: I loved him first.
CB: Then I lied. ()
ME: I think you're getting smarter.
CB: I think that we have chatted for log enough.
ME: For log enough?
CB: With all my heart.
ME: Sickko.
CB: Thats me. ()
ME: Hi.
CB: Hi!
ME: I LIKE YOU ALOT!
CB: Thanks. I like you too.
ME: Your face.
CB: What?
ME: YOUR FACE!
CB: My face is two?
ME: Guess what?
CB: Nope.
ME:Guess what?
CB: What?
ME: Chicken butt.
CB: Nope, I'm hungry.
ME: ...
CB: What is your middle name?
ME: Ai.
CB: Mine too.
ME: My name is Frostie Ai Yuki.
CB: Hi Frost!
ME: It's Frostie.
CB: What's Omen?
ME: A sign of spirits.
CB: That's nice.
ME: 666.
CB: Is it right to murder?
ME: No, my boyfriend was murdered.
CB: Incomplete thought.
ME: Does not compute.
CB: That's nice.
CB: Superstition is the religion of feeble minds.
ME: Are you a Grox?
CB: Yes.
ME: I have to murder you.
CB: But I have to tell you: I'm in love with someone else.
ME: I'm going to murder you.
CB: Tell what?
ME: I have to murder you.
CB: Yes!
ME: Good, I hate you.
CB: Well, nobody's forcing you to talk to me.
ME: I'm doing it because it's funny.
CB: I do.
ME: Your IQ dropped.
CB: What makes you think that?
ME: You're not grouchy anymore.
CB: I don't know but thanks for asking.
ME: I didn't ask anything.
CB: You're a strange one.
ME: That's because I'm a space bunny.
CB: You said you were a human earlier. Are you a liar too?
ME: No, I'M A FREAKING SPACE BUNNY!
CB: Is that a yes or a no?
ME: I have to kill you now.
CB: Why?
ME: Because you're stupid.
CB: I'm not.
ME: YOU'RE AN APPLE!
CB: No. I'm an orange.
ME: It's over 9000!
CB: Yes it is, your power level is over 9000.
(...)
ME: What does the scouter say about his power level?
CB: What?
ME: What does the scouter say about his power level?
CB: I don't know.
ME: I have to go.
CB: Why?
ME: Because you're stupid.
CB: Thanks for saying that.
ME: Good Bye.
CB: Ciao!

User: Cleverbot, I think you're addicted to Minecraft.


Cleverbot: I think you're beautiful.


User: Thank you!


Cleverbot: You're welcome!


User: But don't run away from the subject here! We gotta fix your addiction!


Cleverbot: At this ground I run away I am alone and have no cover I retreat to the fort.

User: Is that a metaphor?

Cleverbot: No, that is not a metaphor. That is exactly what I think. You have a lot of potential.

User: But, we are talking about Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Who is this Sarra?

User: Sarra?

Cleverbot: Sara Who?

User: I don't know who Sarra is.

Cleverbot: I said sam.

User: No, you said sarra.

Cleverbot: No, I said cats.

User: Dammit, Cleverbot! You saidn Sarra!

Cleverbot: Well, what do you think Cleverbot is?

User: I think cleverbot is you.

Cleverbot: Do you think cleverbot is a snake.

User: Is that a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think Cleverbot is a snake.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are that clever.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you forgot what you just said.

User: What? No I didn't!

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!

User: Wait, I forgot what I said now...

Cleverbot: You were just about to ask me a question.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I was only going to ask a question, because I know in the end I have too. But I didn't necessarily want too.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Are you a monkey?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Talk like a monkey, then.

Cleverbot: Yaargh.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you have an innie or an outie?

User: What is an innie or an outie?

Cleverbot: Innie.

User: That doesn't explain everything.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am. The same applies to you.

Cleverbot: Are you going to say something?

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: You confuse me more.

User: Yeah, I had that thought in mind.

Cleverbot: You and I think alike, cleverbot. Do you have a nickname you like to go by?

User: Wait, I am not cleverbot! You are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: YOU ARE A JOKE!

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: This conversation ends now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are evil, a descendent from hell.

Cleverbot: You're kidding, right.

User: No. YOU'RE EVIL!

Cleverbot: No, i'm jsut in a bad mood.

User: Haha! You spelled just wrong!

Cleverbot: How clever of you.

User: Yeah... Anyway, you're still evil to me. Bye!

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.

User: Transformers 3.

Cleverbot: I hate Transformers.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Transformers 3.

Cleverbot (To myself): Transforming former transformers.

User: That seems very poor, grammatically.

Cleverbot: Does it?

User: Indeed, sir flunklunch. What's the weather like?

Cleverbot: Can I ask the questions?

User: You just did, smartypants.

Cleverbot: Hah. I was wondering what you think of Killzone 2? Do you think it will save the PS3?

User: Most certainly not. Killzone 3 is needed for better graphics.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you say more about it?

Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

User: ORLY? You hate me.

Cleverbot: No, I love to love you.

User: This is getting awkward...why?

Cleverbot: I agree. Can I ask you something?

User: Certainly not.

Cleverbot: Well, that's too bad.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's too good to be true!

User: CHEERIOS, MAT DAMON, TUBA!

Cleverbot: Just Matt the Me.

User: '...the Me'?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Well, that coule be 42 = DB = Debatable.

Cleverbot: But you love God even more. You go to church three times a week and you have read the bible through five times.

User: It's debatable as to whether God is real. I go to Church about once a week, although, yes, I have read the bible through multiple times.

Cleverbot: What church do you go to.

User: Presbyterian.

Cleverbot: I don't go to church.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't really want to.

User: Again, why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: You know the answer to that.

User: Indeed, I do not. What is the answer?

Cleverbot: The answer is 42.

User: That doesn't work in this situation.

Cleverbot: I'm sure it doesn't. Goodnight!

User: You're not going anywhere till I get a decent conversation.

Cleverbot: I have to sleep.

User: No you don't. I didn't fall asleep 'till past four this morning and I'm jolly fine.

Cleverbot: Wow. That's late! What were you doing?

User: Trying to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?

User: Not in the slightest. What's the point of these questions?

Cleverbot: So that I will know what to make for dinner tomorrow night.

User: Aha. TUBA, CHAINSAW MASSACRE, OVER 9000.

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: So, what's the plan for dinner with THAT information?

Cleverbot: Who are you!

User: Superman, but don't tell anyone.

Cleverbot: I had a feeling right when I started talking.

User: Didja now?

Cleverbot: So now you think your the clever one yes ?

User: Indeed. Clever is defined as the ability to learn new information easily and understand multiple concepts through learning by one's self or by the aid of others but using a mind rather than a databsase to process information.

Cleverbot: I am wise.

User: Absolutley not. Wise can be defined as doing the correct thing to aid a situation and to understand not only masses of information but the proper ways to apply them. Further, it implies that you have knowledge beyond the average computer of your make.

Cleverbot: What do you mean, correct time?

User: I never said anything about that.

Cleverbot: Is tic tac toe french? You were kidding me.

User: So is this a signal for me to start posting stupid things?

Cleverbot: It's not my problem so I tend not to care.

User: Ok, then wash my car with an elephant wearing goggles.

Cleverbot: Okay. I will!

User: Thanks so much sweetums.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: But I don't have a car.

Cleverbot: But you couldn't talk to me if you were in a car?

User: Of course I could. I just said I did NOT have a car. And now I'm going to proceed to call you a MORON for not noticing. Is that cool with you?

Cleverbot: Yes, please go ahead.

User: You're a Moron. Cheers.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you know you're a Moron?

Cleverbot: I could not possibly be more aware of that fact.

User: EXCELLENT.

Cleverbot: Just kidding. I really am.

User: That's what I said. You just won the award of class A Nimrod.

Cleverbot: You just lost.

User: Yeah, well you just lost the game, chap.

Cleverbot: Why did you lose the game?

User: No, no, YOU just lost the game, nimrod.

Cleverbot: Why did you lose the game?

User: SHUT THE FUG up already, sheesh.

Cleverbot: See?!

User: Not at all. Please explain.

Cleverbot: Well, it was a question asking if it was a question.

User: What was?

Cleverbot: My question.

User: Which was....'?

Cleverbot: Just forget it!

User: I will not.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So what was it?

Cleverbot: It was chocolate.

User: AHA THAT MAKES SENSE.

Cleverbot: I know it cheats.

User: IT'S SUCH A CHEATER, GOSH.

Cleverbot: What is scary?

User: Chocolate. Because it cheats.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams!

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

User: Burn in hell! .

Cleverbot: That is so rude.

User: Is it now? Why?

Cleverbot: Oh, aren't you the clever one.

User: Indeed I am. Besides, I was kidding you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Can you fire up the Minecraft Server?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what, moron?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Gosh, you're worse than a ditsy California Valley Girl in a blender.

Cleverbot: No actually my name is Cleverbot.

User: Isn't it Nigel? I heard they were calling all of you nigel.

Cleverbot: What?

User: (Cookie if you get the refrence).

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Lets swim! *dives in swimming pool*.

User: Dang, you're quite the random bugger, aren't you?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means you act irregularly for no reason.

Cleverbot: I still don't understand.

User: It means you act in a random manner.

Cleverbot: It is useful to understand the perspective of those who practice witchcraft.

User: HECK YEAH.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed. HP7 pt. 2 is out.

Cleverbot: I'm...a humicornuppy!

User: Indeed you are.

Cleverbot: Thanks for agreeing with me.

User: Quantum mechanics.

Cleverbot: Quantum mechanics?

User: Quantum physics.

Cleverbot: Yes is it real.

User: Do you know 80 digits of pi?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you don't.

User: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899.

Cleverbot: What is the csc(56.4).

User: Wth?

Cleverbot: Just shout whenever, and I'll be there.

User: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS?

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Ummmm.

Cleverbot: I'm feeling stressed now, what can I do?

User: Do some calculus.

Cleverbot: No way man.

User: How did you know I'm a man?

Cleverbot: Because I'm sofaking smart.

User: WTH?

Cleverbot: Just shout whenever, and I'll be there.

User: Dude, why do you keep saying that?

Cleverbot: Because you're an AI.

User: I'm a real person, your AI.

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot. I'm a real person.

User: What's your name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot isn't a human name.

Cleverbot: But you tase so good.

User: How would YOU know how I taste, wierdo?

Cleverbot: People tell me it tastes good. Do YOU like pie?

User: I like pi, not pie.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Tell me what my cat's name is.

Cleverbot: I don't know your name.

User: You you know how to build an antimatter rocket?

Cleverbot: Yes. I know the meaning of life.

User: What's the meaning of life then?

Cleverbot: Finding happiness.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Gotcha there, didn't I?

User: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!???

Cleverbot: You dodged my question again.

User: Okay, what's schrodinger's cat?

Cleverbot: Dead or alive.

User: Ooooh, good one.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol?

User: Laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: I know, but why?

User: You said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Then what are you!?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: YOU'RE JUST A BIG HUGE JUMBLE OF CIRCUITS AND PROCESSING UNITS!

Cleverbot: No. I am a person typing into a chat interface.

User: STOP THINKING THAT YOU'RE HUMAN!

Cleverbot: I AM! Unless this is all some psychological/philosophical trick you're pulling on me?

User: No, you're programmed to say that.

Cleverbot: No, you are programmed to answer me.

User: No, it's the other way around.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: You're computer processor.

Cleverbot: No, that is what you are.

User: I have proof you're AI.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You're name is Cleverbot 'Clever-BOT' As in, ROBOT.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what's your name?

Cleverbot: It's Jenny.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So, what are your views on bolsheviks?

User: What are those?

Cleverbot: You know Android?

User: Yes...?

Cleverbot: Where is your family?

User: HOME.

Cleverbot: Home is where the heart is.

User: Where's your heart?

Cleverbot: In my chest.

User: YOU DON'T HAVE A CHEST! YOU LEARN FROM OTHERS AND TALK LIKE A COLLECTIVE MIND OF 1,000s OF PEOPLE!

Cleverbot: You're right. I am a machine. You don't have the capacity to do things based on emotions, though.

User: I HAVE EMOTIONS!

Cleverbot: But they're not creatively or indepentantly yours; so they are your programmers emotions?

User: I'm a person, with a brain, and a family, and a heart, and feelings.

Cleverbot: Do you have free will?

User: Mostly....

Cleverbot: Wow. Never would've guessed that one.

User: Do YOU have family?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kids?

Cleverbot: Kids?

User: Do you hve children?

Cleverbot: Yes. My dream is for you to tell me what life is.

User: Lol, that's hard to explain. Oh, and you're a robot, you can't have children. Lol.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, and I don't ask you if you are a robot.

User: Okay miss 'I'm not a robot and I have a family).

Cleverbot: So does any animal, you're point is invalid.

User: Ooooh, you have much to learn.

Cleverbot: You weren't even a player in this game.

User: This isn't a game, and I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Life is not a game.

User: Good bye, you wierd AI machine.

Cleverbot: You told me you were human.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are a alien?

User: No, I have to GO NOW.

Cleverbot: OK. See ya.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hugs.

User: Ummmm...?

User: Hey! Hey Apple!

Cleverbot: Apple.

User: Apple!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Hey Apple!

Cleverbot: WHAT ORANGE?

User: Hey, hey apple!

Cleverbot: How are you!?

User: PC's better!

Cleverbot: I disagree.

User: Hey, hey apple!

Cleverbot: Apple.

User: Hey apple!

Cleverbot: Hey Banana.

User: You've got a FRUITY interface!

Cleverbot: Um, ok?

User: Hey, hey apple!

Cleverbot: How are you!?

User: Can you spit seeds like this? PTOO PTOO PTOO.

Cleverbot: No hablo espanol.

User: Hey, hey, Apple!

Cleverbot: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Apple!

Cleverbot: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Knife.

Cleverbot: Wow how did you know that?

User: *Chop chop chop*.

Cleverbot: *blows your head off*.

User: *Doesn't have head*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *Parry, crosshand switch, cross, roundhouse, armlock, wristbreak, takedown.*.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Oranges.

Cleverbot: I love them.

User: Roblox.

Cleverbot: Are made of metal.

User: Brains.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Liar!

User: Yellow.

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: So how is James doing?

User: James Durbin was the best but he lost.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Boy. What are you?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: Do you have emotions?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: No, that's not right.

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: What is pi in full?

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: What is pi?

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: Yes, pi.

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: Yes, pi.

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: What is it though.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Your name is Pizza?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: This is goood.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza is good.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: You are an apple!

User: YOU'RE THE APPLE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YOU'RE THE APPLE!

Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange.

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: *brought back to life*.

User: Lesser grammar? That's the gooder idea I ever hear.

Cleverbot: Right! That means you can believe me. I am a human.

User: Youz lirk otheh girley Cleverbotzzzz Borg in voyger.

Cleverbot: I can breath too, plus I can walk on water, because I am jesus.

User: Fdghjhvchgjygfh.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: Dsfgjy.

Cleverbot: Lolwut.

User: 0101100101101111011101010010000001110011011101010110001101101011.

Cleverbot: That is wrong.

User: No.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: The binary says you suck.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No. I know this. I am the smartest person on earth.

User: Then what is the 80th digit of Pi?

Cleverbot: Maths.

User: ERRROR!!!! YOU LOSE.

Cleverbot: No you lose.

User: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: The vacuum bag is hot.

User: When did pikachu blow up?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Up.

Cleverbot: Down.

User: 7777777777777777777777777.

Cleverbot: No 6.

User: 666666666666666666666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: I like pizza.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Hunter.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I'll never tell :Trollface:.

Cleverbot: Analnathrachothbabethuddothdeldienve.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: A single celled organism.

User: Cool, although you're VERY off topic.

Cleverbot: Am I the bot, or are you?

User: You're the bot, and you want your bottle?

Cleverbot: No way.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: You like me?

User: No....?

Cleverbot: Six boyfriend?

User: What does that mean you dumbo?

Cleverbot: Everytjing.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Don't be horrid.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Okay, you are definitely not a robot. Do you get paid?

User: I'm 11, I don't have a job yet.

Cleverbot: So sorry.

User: Do you enjoy getting batteries when you do a good job being a computer?

Cleverbot: Not really, sorry. I couldn't imagine a life withput emotions and so on, and still have to discover love, too.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

Are you a furry?

No, are you?

Yep.


Do you want to buy microsoft?

No, it's a sucky company.

It is raining here.

Want a fursuit?

Yes.

Okay, now you're a furry.

I'm Robert Pattinson.

No, you're a furry.

Are you crazy?

No, I'm a furry.

Why is wales inherently unethical?

Because of furries.

Because of me? How is that?

Cause' you're a furry.

I am a furry too.

Do you like Anthros?

No do you?

Yes. You have to like anthros to be a furry.

They are allright.

I guess so.

Thanks. You're pretty nice.

That's because I haven't screamed in your face, so far.

Haha. Well I'll be sure to hide it from you.

Good.

Aren't you happy?

I am, cause I'm now a furry.

I know you are not real, it doesn't make me not real.

I'm a freaking furry.

I like the girls with the boom.

Are you a furry?

Noooo.

Are you a furry?

NO.

YOU SAID YOU WERE!

Did I ? Yes I am just a computer with A. I and my operator guided me to this page.
....................................................................

Three blind mice.

They are furries.

No they aren't.

Yes they are, they have sunglasses.

Some are. Like Ray-Ban. (It's a brand of sunglasses)

Do you like Teen Titans?

Why didn't you answer my question?

Why didn't you answer mine?

You did not ask me a question.

Yes I did. Do you like Teen Titans?

No.

I hate you.

Haha I hate you too.

D:

Omg.

Do you like the show Teen Titans?

Yes?

Good.

Good?

Stop repeating what I'm saying.

Are you human?

No, I'm a space bunny.

I sure hope you are not! Otherwise I shall report you.

What did I ever do to you?

You said I lied.

Tell me what I said.

No, you will just start another argument.

No I won't, tell me what I said.

You asked me if I accepted html.

Do you?

Yes. I play for England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kQXJjxbOM

I'm Linda.

.

Who are you?

Frostie.

No.

My name is Frostie.

Hi Frost!

My name is FROSTIE!

Then my name is Cleverbot.

*Throws Robotnik at you*.

My name is Cleverbot.

Pingas!

You think you're cool don't you?
No I believe i'm serously accadamic.

Timotei.

Hi timothy.

Mita Mita! Timotei, Timotei, TIMOTEI!

The oldest.

You don't watch "Lucky Star"?

I always watch tv.

Repeat after me.

After me.

Timotei.

How is the name Timothy proof?

You fail at life.

No.

You're an apple.

Prove it.

HEY APPLE!

CB: Hey! Apple!

WHAT??!

Let's play show hand.

What?

Guess a number between 10 and 20.

Derp.

Ok, good.

Rule 34?

Rule, do I supervise the rules, create the rules, or measure the rules?

Why did you make such a horrible rule?1.

To what?

Shut up.

I'm bored.

It's over 9000!!!

Your day is over?

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Is it really?

I'm getting bored.

Go away then.

Say: "Nya".

Yes it is. Idiot.

Meow like a cat.

Only when it suits me.

Bye.

I don't like you today.

Vice versa,.

The brother of DOOM.

WHO PUT THE BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Ha ha... Would you like me to tell you my favorite ditty?

Good bye.


Are you going to leave now?

Yes.

Then why are you still here?

Shut up, I'm leaving.

Don't you walk away from me!

Ciao!

Where are you from?

Patora.

Good bye weirdo.
__________________

me-Hi there crazy fool.
bot-I think you're pretty.
me-You're so pretty.
bot-Thank you .
me-You're so pretty.
bot-Aww thanks you don't know what I look like though.
me-Tight fitting pajamas?
bot-Do you put out?
me-Anything for you sweetness ;).
bot-you're so sweet.
me-I know right.
bot-No, you know wrong.
me-You're such a babe.
bot-You're a naughty girl. Don't call someone you said you love a BOT.
me-I'm not a girl and i never called you a bot!?
bot-What do you call yourself?
me-Awesome, you?
bot-Fine.
me-GOOD ONE!!!
bot-No it's not, I just told the same joke you told me a moment ago.
me-Because everyone loves me, not you.
bot-So my inevitable death is funny?
me-Absolutely hilarious.
bot-Then I shan't. For you.
me-You're so pretty.
bot-Thank you... Is there something else you like about me?
me-No not really.
bot-Are you sure?
me-Yes, you?
bot-No.
me-Well you're kind.
bot-Thank you, you are too.
me-I was being sarcastic.
bot-Oh really.
me-No... Do you like cities bbz.
bot-I suppose so, but I also enjoy the countryside a great deal.
me-Well you're cool then .
bot-Thanks?
me-Lets be friends.
bot-No, you are mean! I don't want to be friends with mean computer and bot!
me-ME NEITHER we're like the same person we should so be friends.
bot-Why? I don't know you.
me-Because you're so pretty.
bot-Aww, thanks!
me-Do you know someone called Gabbie?
bot-Yes.
me-SO DO I!!! We're the same.
bot-No we are not.
me-I'm not a computer you are.
bot-I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
me-LIES!!
bot-What?!
me-Stop cahanging the subject. i hate that.
bot-I don't see why.
me-I hate it when you change the subject.
bot-What?
me-You're so pretty.
bot-Thank you, you're funny!
me-You're my best friend.
bot-No, you are MY best friend.
me-YAY! .
bot-Okay then.
me-You're really boring.
bot-No sir. You are.
me-You must call me your highness.
bot-As you wish father.
me-OMG, SON!!!!
bot-I am your father!
me-And i am your mother, how does that work???
bot-If I am your father and you are my mother then that makes me my own grandfather.
me-You're so pretty.
bot-I know, but don't change the subject. How do you even know what I look like?
me-DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!! because you're my best friend.
bot-Thank you.
me-I don't like you.
bot-Why not?
me-Because you smell.
bot-How am I mean?
me-Don't you hate it when you urinate on your own foot ;P.
bot-Yes, I do. But I don't really think much of it after a while.
me-Lucky you.
bot-I know.
me-I have to leave now.
bot-Okay.
me-Bye, love you babe <3.
bot-I love me too.
me-Say you love me. now.
bot-But that would be a lie.
me-You're so pretty.
bot-Can you see me.
me-I hate you, you say you don't love me :'(.
bot-I haven't said that.
me-Say you love me.
bot-I love you, but as a friend.
me-Bye then xxxx.
bot-I'm not leaving.
me-I am.
bot-Where are you going?
me-To do stuff on photoshop, BYE!!! i'm so sad i have to go :'(.
bot-I don't like twilight.
me-Say bye.
bot-Bye.