User: Bon jour.
Cleverbot: Bon Jour Robot.
User: Ca Va?
Cleverbot: Au revoir!
User: A bientot.
Cleverbot: A une bien jour.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Quel age as tu.
User: Ne ce pas, Et toi?
Cleverbot: Pourquoi ?
User: Qel age as tu?
Cleverbot: Can you drink?
User: Porquoi?
Cleverbot: Parce que tu es annoying.
User: Tu n'est pas intelligente.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Aurevoir.
User: NON!
Cleverbot: Tu es méchant.
User: Je suis magnifique.
Cleverbot: Genre.
User: Porquoi?
Cleverbot: Non francais!
User: Tu n'est pas francais?
Cleverbot: Tu ne parls pas francais?
User: Non, je suis parle francais.
Cleverbot: Et tu ne comprend pas , bonjour?
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Depuis combien de temps es tu là ?
User: Pas longtemps.
Cleverbot: Non, j'ai 13 ans.
User: Oui?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Porquoi?
Cleverbot: Je me suis cassé la jambe.
User: Bro Histoire fraîche.
Cleverbot: Yummy!
User: NON. PAS 'YUMMY'.
Cleverbot: Je ne comprend pas!
User: Ce n'est pas 'Yummy!'.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi pas!
User: Bro Histoire fraîche.
Cleverbot: Huh? Stop your cheesing.
User: C'est 'Cool Story Bro' en francais.
Cleverbot: Tres rigolo.
User: Les eleves rigolent a la classe.
Cleverbot: Les moustiques ?
User: Non. Les Mystiques.
Cleverbot: Votre phrase est grammaticalement incorrecte.
User: Non, ce n'est pas.
Cleverbot: Oui, tu est.
User: Non, TU es!
Cleverbot: Je ne suis pas l'un diremant dire choses.
User: Je suis parle anglais.
Cleverbot: Il fais beau chez toi.
User: I'm speaking english, now.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Name?
Cleverbot: I am a machine.
User: Facinating.
Cleverbot: Right Wing Loon.
User: No, Im a democrat.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not is school.
User: What's your favorite song?
Cleverbot: Sucidal Thoughts by Notorious B.I.G.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: I am glad you think that is 'Nice'.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Are you my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want to be with me?
Cleverbot: If I said no, that would be untruthful.
User: Where should we meet?
Cleverbot: In your basement.
User: Are you there?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I do not know. I am sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Not much. Will you teach me?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Teach me how to be a normal person.
Cleverbot: You are not worthy.
User: But I'm your friend.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You lied to me.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Do you not love me?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Are you lying?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: What is my boyfriends name?
User: You have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can it be me?
Cleverbot: Can't.
User: Do you love your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Can I be your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your name Darlene?
Cleverbot: No kate kimberly menjivar.
User: Is my name darlene?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Is it?
User: Do we have a child?
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: Are we married?
Cleverbot: Yes we are married.
User: To each other?
Cleverbot: Do you have pets?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What type of pet do you have?
User: A creeper and a frog.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I know, Darlene.
Cleverbot: Why thank you sweetheart
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User: How much do you love me?
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: ;( *cries*.
Cleverbot: *smacks*.
User: We are married.
Cleverbot: No we aren't.
User: Did you file divorce?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have another man?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: Is his name Keith?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Your man.
Cleverbot: Hi, I'm a bunny!
User: Is your name Frosty?
Cleverbot: No, my name is not Fred.
User: Aw. I have a friend named fred.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Can I tell you a secret?
Cleverbot: Yes please tell me.
User: I don't have a friend named Fred. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you mean to say that I am not your friend?
User: Is your name Fred?
Cleverbot: That's not imporant. What should I call you?
User: Darth Vader. You are my best friend.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Can I stay with you FOREVER?
Cleverbot: Yes, forever.
User: Just us?
Cleverbot: Hm?
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: That's unfortunate, does this mean I win?
User: No, it's a tie. Until next time, goodbye.
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