just a little bit of funnieness.
Fireflies
By Owl City
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams...
Kangaroos
By Camelfox and Lew
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million kangaroos
came outta your closet and ate your food.
They would probably eat you too,
so you’ll be dead and gone,
and i’m sure you will be missed.
so you’d better watch out.
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is Smelly
I havent had a shower in ‘bout 5 weeks today,
but that’s OK
'Cause I still wear my cologne
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From both my great grandmas
They are so nice, they make me soup.
A person beneath my feet,
A a creepy guy on my bed,
A knife and fork just hanging by a thread
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth smells badly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is filled with kangaroos
When I fall asleep
Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause Kangaroos are watching me
(Please take me away from here)
why do they want me dead
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm really trying to fall asleep
To ten million Kangaroos
I'm weird 'cause I don’t sleep tonight
I got kicked in the face.
But I'll know to close my closet
If my dreams involve kangaroos
'Cause it’s an omen i’ll avoid.
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is smelly
i havent taken a shower in about five weeks today,
But it’s OK
'Causei still wear my cologne
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth smells badly,
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause all my dreams involve kangeroos...
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth is smelly,
I havent had a shower in about five weeks today,
But it’s OK,
I still wear my cologne...
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