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Subject: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:42 am
Post your favorite quotes here! They can be from anything! TV, movies, books, games, even real life! Here's one of my favorites from my favorite book series, Ranger's Apprentice! (Lol don't judge me.)
WILL: "Ah! So I'll do this but he'll know I'd did that but I would know he knew that but then he knew I would know that so in the end I end up doing the first thing!"
HALT: "I'm sorry could you repeat that for me?"
WILL: "...I'm not sure I can..."
, that was more of a discussion than a quote... How' s about this...
Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:12 am
Here are some of my favorites:
Space Sphere: Space! Going to Space! Can't wait! Space. ______________________________________________ Space Sphere: so much Space. Need to see it all.*Excited gasps* ______________________________________________ Crazy Dave: listen though, I know what his weakness is. ... You have to hit him in the pancreas! No, that was a different guy... You have to...um... kick him in the... Hmm... You have to press up up down down left right... er... ______________________________________________ Fact Sphere: the situation you are in is very dangerous. The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is 87.61 percent. The likelihood of you dying violently within the next 5 minutes is 87.61 percent. ______________________________________________ Fact Sphere: Fact: Space does not exist ______________________________________________ Fact Sphere: the Fact Sphere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting. ______________________________________________ Zombie: BRAINZ ______________________________________________
That's all I can think of at the moment. Not the best of quotes, but I think they are at least decent.
ReFrostE Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:19 am
SGT. Frog wrote:
Tamama wrote:
"I want a Muustache!"
Momoka wrote:
"Honey, you're a frog."
And:
SGT. Frog: Dororo wrote:
"You're making things of beauty EMO!"
Such a hilarious anime.
Gelatino95 Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:42 am
Shadow99 Blue Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:56 am
Gelatino95 wrote:
LOL
infidel775 Pink Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:35 pm
"Now we fight like men! And ladies! And Ladies who dress like men!"-Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
"Insane is not a bad thing in and of itself. The only thing seperating it from 'genius' is the margin of personal success..." -The Neognostic
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noi-*TRAIN SFX*"-GLaDOS, Portal 2
Delta Admin
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:37 pm
There's a whole load of great lines in Dragon Age... many of which it wouldn't be appropriate to post here. Ah well, I'll settle for this one:
ReFrostE Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:42 pm
"Maybe you should marry that ting if you love it so much, do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!! How does that feel?" -GLaDOS, Portal.
Dymblade Blue Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:57 pm
That's what a gentlemen does.
Guess who?
Kitty Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:52 pm
Dymblade wrote:
That's what a gentlemen does.
Easy. Professor Layton.
Anywho, onto buisness...
Secret of Monkey Island wrote:
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
At least I’ve learnt something from all of this.
Elaine Marley wrote:
What's that?
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
Never spend more than 20 bucks on a computer game.
Secret of Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge wrote:
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter wrote:
A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter wrote:
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter wrote:
Oh shut up.
The Curse of Monkey Island wrote:
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
If you kill me... there wouldn’t be any more Monkey Island sequels. Then, if you kill me everyone will forget you.
LeChuck wrote:
Forget me? I’m the dead zombie pirate LeChuck! No one will forget me!
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
Do you remember Bobbin Threadbare?
LeChuck wrote:
Er… no.
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
Exactly.
Escape from Monkey Island wrote:
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
How does Pegnose Pete smell without a nose?
Bait Shopkeeper wrote:
AWFUL!
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
Should've seen that coming...
Tales of Monkey Island wrote:
Guybrush Threepwood wrote:
Those socks need a good darning... DARN YOU, SOCKS!
Why yes, I do like the Monkey Island series. Thanks for noticing.
Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:48 am
Best quote ever:
Minecraft wrote:
Ssssssssss...
Guesssss who?
Darkshadow Purple spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:32 am
"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."-Fact Core,Portal 2
"Finally, an opponent worthy of my mighty intellect. Holmes versus Moriarty. Aristotle versus SMASHY SPIKE PLATE!"-Wheatly,Portal 2
"So how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"-GLaDos,Portal 2
"Oh, and, what if you don't have any tumors, you ask? Well, if you sat on one of the folding chairs in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that for you too."-Cave Johnson,Portal 2
Almost every line in that game was funny,but those are some of my favorite ones(along with Cave Johnsons Lemon rant)
ReFrostE Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:37 am
It's unused, but it's really funny.
Kitty Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:41 am
I knew about that. P:
ReFrostE Silver Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:45 am
I was posting it because I thought it was funny. :P
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:40 am
It's better for people to think your an idiot and you keep quiet than to open your mouth and prove them right. -Abraham Lincoln.
Favorite all time quote.
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Subject: Quote Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:22 am
Garak: "I'm glad to see the plan is going as scheduled."
Jem'Hadar: "What plan is that?"
Garak: "You mean no one told you? You see, I pretend to be their friend ... and then I shoot you." (shoots him)
_____________________
Taken from "The Search, Part II", an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. It's funnier if you watch it in the episode.
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AgentAG Purple spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:48 pm
"I mean, friends, cool, but SQUIDZ? EPIKKKK." -3D
Delta Admin
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:04 pm
The Joker: [Over the P.A. system] Tell me Bats. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, IN A THONG?
PrincessNintendo Bronze Spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:06 pm
"Thank you for nothing you useless reptile". -Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:41 pm
"For those who came in to be injected with pray mantis DNA, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the test is being postponed indefinitely, the good news is that we have a new test for you. Fighting an army of mantis men! Just grab a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts"
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2.
DarkStar Purple spice
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:50 pm
"Look at you, flying through the air like a majestic eagle.. pioleting a blimp."
-GlaDos, Portal 2
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:46 pm
"That's my boy alright...-_-" Rafpheal from the movie Rio.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:57 pm
Anything from Red Dwarf. In particular:
Quote :
Rimmer: I want to go to Blue Alert! Lister: Okay, okay. Blue alert silently lights up Rimmer: Thank you, a bit of professionalism. Kryten: Wait, I've got something. I'm punching it up. Lister: Too small for a vessel. Maybe some kind of missile. Kryten: It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own! Lister: So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company. Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert. Kryten: Are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes! Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:37 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JFSMR0ujgg
Shadow of Israphel wrote:
Skylord_Lysander: This is the family grill, there is always cake here for the hungry adventurer. Granny_Bacon: Hello again dears! Honeydew: OLD WOMAN I DEMAND YOUR FINEST BACON
by 
, that was more of a discussion than a quote... How' s about this...
Ah well, I'll settle for this one:
