Loopholes (forum Game)

It wasn't a planet in the first place.


Big bang is big.

On opposite day it is not.

Glitches annoy people.

Unless they are cool.

Bokashi likes cookies.

Unless Kirby eats the cookies before Bokashi can try one.

Pi is not only a number it also is yummy.

Not if it's enemy pie.


Frost likes Ice cream.

Unless the frost we are talking about is not you!

Cute creature on spore are cute.

Not if they aren't

Pi is not rational.

D'uh. Pi isn't rational. I thought you were smart...

Einstein was a German Scientist.

But he moved to America!


Cosines will always be Adjacent/Hypotenuse...

1.Depends on your angle. In a right angle triangle:
cos (x) = sin(y)
Thus we can say cos(x) is opposite/hyp according to y where y=90-x

2. Square root of '-1' does not exist.

YESH! IF YOU USE i then It's i

((EX: square root of -9 is 31))

Cosines will always be cosines....
sines will always be sines....
tangents will always be tangents...

1. Cosines can be sin(x-90)
sines can be cos(x+90)
tans can be sin(x)/cos(x)

also cos can be squareroot(1-sin^2(x)) etc...

2. If you insert a battery into a remote in the wrong direction, it wont work

Put the battery in right.

You can't generate a black hole with a toothpick...

It depends on how much mass the toothpick has...

Oh, and just for the record, did anybody read the OP? We're trying to make this a wholesome forum game, not a random spam thread. It's just getting out of hand. The rules are: You find a loophole to the law or rule above you. Then you write your own LAW or RULE, even if it's made up, but it has to actually sound like it could be a real LAW or RULE. Get my drift?

Now...

Going over the speed of light will get you a speeding ticket.

You can't get a Ticket if the Light Police can't catch you.

Skydiving without a parachute will get you killed.

(Is that good by forum game standards?)

Not if you have a parafoil. It's like a parachute, except shaped like a wing and allows more freedom of movement.

(It's fine, Ter.)

If you cheat on a test, then you get kicked out of school.

Not if you were looking on your classmate's sheet for reference.

Copyright laws prohibit using many songs owned by various artists on Youtube.

(dang copyright holders deleted my freaking awesome Burnout Paradise crash video...)

Not if you're not duplicating in whole or part for the use of personal monetary gain. I don't know how that applies to youtube...

(Hah, I have Burnout paradise. I haven't played it yet, but it looks pretty awesome.)

It is illegal to sell coffee to monkeys in some parts of Africa.

I am receiving complaints from this thread. Whatever it is stop and if I have to tell you again its gone.

Go find some penguins at the south pole. They've got plenty to spare.

You are not allowed to bring alligators in an airport. Don't ask how I know this.

I'll disguise it as a crocodile.

You can't take airplane parts to make a pile to the moon ( Cookie if you get the reference)

I could make a circle

You cant throw a pickle at a cop

You can throw a tantrum at a cop.

Bloody Horror movies are rated R.

Not if you make one yourself and never let anyone else see it.

Chickens do not qualify as "cargo" if you are taking them with you on an airplane (true story)