It is time. Time to Rhyme!

Are you bored? Losing track of time?
Are your brain cells covered in grime?
Then reply to this thread-only in a rhyme!
If you don't, you'll be eaten by a mime!
Or maybe even hit with a stick of Thyme!

Oh how dreadful! I lost my shoe!
Was it Black? Was it Blue?
No, I'm 'fraid it was the colour of glue!
Where did I leave it, what shall I do?
Maybe it's presence is with a bear named Pooh?

I'm a bit worried about my shoe
If I cannot find it, my subconscious will spew
A large smelly mess coloured like a lump of...glue.
My my, I just stepped in some goo!
Too bad it wasn't the foot wearing a shoe.

To find my missing glue-coloured shoe,
I'm afraid that I will need a clue!
No, Wait, I found something new!
It's a blue pawprint made by a dog nammed Blue!
The clue appears to be a Screw!

I must draw a picture of this clue
In my handy-dandy notebook! Yes! That will do!
On the page the clue was drew,
But then my pen randomly blew!
Ink all over the page! Oh poo!

Ah! Yes! I found my shoe!
Finally, my dignity slightly grew!
The shoe was stolen by a very rude Cockatoo!
But not it's in pieces! I'll have to get one that's new!
And now, I bid thee Tootle-loo!

Hi there, my friend, remember me?
Atleast I do remember you.
I'll help you: My name is AgentAG.
Maybe now you remember me too. :)

AgentAG wrote:

Hi there, my friend, remember me?
Atleast I do remember you.
I'll help you: My name is AgentAG.
Maybe now you remember me too. :)

Ah, yes! I remember you!
I didn't know you were online. Who knew?

Hello my friend, Let's rhyme in a tune!
Oh little me, I am so rude!
I forgot the rest, Like Kitty here.
So now let's all rhyme! Or i'll,

LOCK THIS THREAD!!!

Please don't, Glass,
don't lock this thread!
Because if you do,
we can only read!

Lock it, Glass, and lock it well.
Or else we'll be in total Hell.

Don't lock it Glass,
Because of were out of Gas,
Lets just be happy we are not made of Brass.

Fine, I won't lock it.
But i if i see you again, I will shmock it! (not really)
But i guess you do well, so i'll spare your lifes.
Oh poor me, I assume it's the times..

Glasspinne is a ruthless mod
Although he can sometimes boast
That he excuses some infractions
Like Kitty's quadruple post

none of you guys make a rhyme
'cept maybe gelo, he's just fine
what was I going to say?
oh right... YAY!!!

Dark_Heroics wrote:

none of you guys make a rhyme
'cept maybe gelo, he's just fine
what was I going to say?
oh right... YAY!!!

Yeah, I actually put some time
Into thinking of my rhyme
About twenty minutes, it took
It's not like I stole it from a book.

But seriously, Dark, it's time you took
Some lessons from a master
Go look up a rhyming book
So this thread doesn't become a disaster.

(Not a direct insult to you, but "rhyme" and "fine" do not rhyme at all)

Sorry for the double post,
But I could barely contain,
My love for this literary canvas
Of a thread (which some disdain)

I love this thread, oh yes I do
I couldn't live without it! So,
If a mod like Glass were to lock it
My head would surely blow.

If you think this is odd of me
To adore a simple thread,
Let me tell you, that without it
My brain would be all dead!

So keep this thread in your mind
To keep your mind from stunning,
For if you need to write a little
Your words here will be running!

Something awesome happened on the chatbox
I don't want you to be left out
So I copied and pasted the whole thing here
So you can read my literary bout:

Quote :

[19:49:40] Gelatino95 has joined the chat on Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:49 pm

[19:49:46] Gelatino95 : What is up!

[19:50:06] Gelatino95 : I suddenly feel like writing poetry.

[19:50:25] Gelatino95 : Who needs the rhyming thread? I'll start right here!

[19:50:29] Gelatino95 : Ahem,

[19:51:02] Gelatino95 : Fluttering beauty,

[19:51:21] Gelatino95 : Taking the shape of a mule

[19:51:27] Gelatino95 : On butterfly wings.

[19:51:51] Gelatino95 : Okay, haikus are for lazy people. That was just a warm-up.

[19:52:29] Gelatino95 : Glasspinne is a ruthless ruler

[19:52:41] Gelatino95 : Who locks threads as he pleases

[19:53:01] Gelatino95 : If he were in control of the forum

[19:53:20] Gelatino95 : We would all be on our knees-es

[19:53:36] Gelatino95 : (That last line sucked, sorry)

[19:53:54] Gelatino95 : Camelfox is the rightful king

[19:54:06] Gelatino95 : And Glass can't steal his crown

[19:54:23] Gelatino95 : But because he is a moderator

[19:54:33] Gelatino95 : His powers can take us down.

[19:54:56] Gelatino95 : So when camelfox is overthrown

[19:55:05] Gelatino95 : And Glasspinne takes the lead,

[19:55:13] Gelatino95 : I am the only survivor

[19:55:20] Gelatino95 : Of his rampage of greed

[19:55:37] Gelatino95 : So I fashion a makeshift sword

[19:55:47] Gelatino95 : Made of recycled cans,

[19:56:09] Gelatino95 : And Glasspinne dons a metal suit

[19:56:33] Gelatino95 : With horribly spiked hands

[19:56:47] Gelatino95 : He forged a sword of pure gold

[19:57:02] Gelatino95 : Using his moderator powers,

[19:57:15] Gelatino95 : And makes a battle cry of death

[19:57:27] Gelatino95 : While camel sits in the corner and cowers.

[19:57:49] Gelatino95 : I throw my sword to camelfox

[19:57:57] Gelatino95 : And say "Cover me"

[19:58:13] Gelatino95 : Camelfox catches the makeshift weapon

[19:58:30] Gelatino95 : And goes to battle with glee

[19:58:48] Gelatino95 : I sit down sipping lemonade

[19:58:57] Gelatino95 : While camel fights to the death

[19:59:12] Gelatino95 : Camel lands a heavy blow

[19:59:31] Gelatino95 : And Glass falls on his last breath.

[20:00:03] Gelatino95 : Glass speaks his last words to me,

[20:00:15] Gelatino95 : "I am a mod! You cannot defeat me!"

[20:00:31] Gelatino95 : I say "Too bad" and steal his sword

[20:00:46] Gelatino95 : And Camel crowns me leader of GAC!

[20:01:12] Gelatino95 : Oh dang, that was pretty fun. I'm all out of ideas, so I think I'll take a break.

lolol....Gelatino, you are a poet!

The scientist's new invention to be revealed soon!
Every one was happy, except for the moon.
Then it was the revealing day! every one screamed with glee!
But the inventor, he had to pee!

Every one was anxious, because of the postpone.
But when he revealed it, every one moaned.
His invention was no more than a spoon and a fork*! an eating utensil.
Somebody cried "why don't you invent something useful! like a pencil!"


*A spork
:Laff:

hey, rhyme and fine
go like wine
and pine
maybe YOU should take a look
inside this dr seuss book

Gelatino, I lolled! xD
Glass, don't lock this thread, or you will be...Rickrolled?

suddenly, out of nowhere
rick burst out in his underwear
he picked up glass and tossed him in a barrel
and rick rolled him down the hill to his girlfriend carol
glass burst out and shouted without glee
zomg, why you all hatin' on me?!?

Thank you for your kind praise
To all who appreciate my words
But it is all part of the job
Of keeping this thread from smelling like turds

If Glass was online right now
He might think of me as a jerk
But it is merely harmless literature
And makes for a funny piece of work

So Glass, don't be offended,
I don't mean to anger you
If it makes you feel better than wearing a sweater
You can exaggerate the things that I do, too

Gel is very cool,
So cool he deserves a free pool,
With his awesome Rhyming and love for Gruel (what? Gruel tastes awesome!),
Lets just be glad he is not a fool,
Or we would be made out of drool.

Gelatino95 wrote:

Something awesome happened on the chatbox
I don't want you to be left out
So I copied and pasted the whole thing here
So you can read my literary bout:

Quote :

-Snip-

I don't abuse, i am not mean.
And still you treat me like i am clean.
How did that make sense? I do not know.
So why don't you obey me me? You silly owl.

I bring you, the best poem in the world (with commentry by Glass!)

Quote :

[16:14:14] GACModGlass has joined the chat on Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:14 pm
[16:20:11] Ferrety has joined the chat on Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:20 pm
[16:20:54] Ferrety : I'm bored, so I'll write some poetry about how evil Glass is.
[16:25:32] Ferrety : One day in a far-off land, peace was to be broken...
[16:25:54] Ferrety : When suddenly, one word was spoken...
[16:26:04] Ferrety : Glasspinne... Is coming...
[16:26:30] @ GACModGlass : HEY!
[16:26:54] Ferrety : Fire and brimstone raining down, Camelfox defending his rightful crown.
[16:26:54] @ GACModGlass : Let me contuine,
[16:27:00] @ GACModGlass : Wait..
[16:27:02] @ GACModGlass : No
[16:27:07] * GACModGlass is listening
[16:27:41] Ferrety : When suddenly, when all looked lost, a hero would win, whatever the cost.
[16:28:15] Ferrety : "I am, The Geletine man!
[16:28:16] @ GACModGlass : 7me is still listening
[16:28:23] @ GACModGlass : Gelo? Cool.
[16:28:28] * GACModGlass listens
[16:29:30] Ferrety : His sacred sword fixed, his army in a line, he proceded to kill the evil Glasspinne.
[16:29:54] * GACModGlass is O___o
[16:30:55] Ferrety : He slayed demons, he opened chests, but there was something new in Glass' nest...
[16:31:12] * GACModGlass Hehe..
[16:31:32] Ferrety : For Glass sad a secret, a secret so cruel, you'd rather have a life sweeping floors eating gruel...
[16:32:00] * GACModGlass says you make poems good. Might make you my slave...
[16:33:03] Ferrety : Gelo went up, sword shined with glamor, watched as Glass got out his BanHammer.
[16:33:28] * GACModGlass starts to sweat
[16:34:50] Ferrety : The Sword clashed loudly with the BanHammer, But then the Admins came out in anger...
[16:35:22] Ferrety : "Glass, our kingdom has been ruined by you, hence, we remove the BanHammer from you!
[16:36:01] * GACModGlass T_T
[16:36:17] Ferrety : The power of the Admins flowed into Gelo's sword, as it started glowing, Glass roared!
[16:37:26] Ferrety : The Sword of the Admins snapped the BanHammer, and as it killed Glass, he started to stammer...
[16:37:52] Ferrety : N-n-nooooooo, my plan has failed! Now the happiness will prevail!
[16:37:57] * GACModGlass O__O
[16:38:28] Ferrety : And the kingdom then became quite fine, ridded of the nuicence that is Glasspinne.
[16:38:45] * Ferrety wants to post this on the poetry thread now.
[16:38:46] * GACModGlass Meh..
[16:38:50] @ GACModGlass : Ok