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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:16 am

That's great
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:46 am

Billy majored in chemistry, but now Billy is no more
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:21 am

XD Love it!

When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.

Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?

A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

One of my favorites; It reflects me:

A six-year-old boy spotted Albert Einstein walking down the street and decided to try out his favorite joke on him: "Mr. Einstein! Why did the chicken cross the road?" To which the famous physicist replied, "My young burgeoning mind, zee question does not have a definite anzer. Vether zee chicken crossed zee road or zee road crossed zee chicken depends on your frame of reference."

Physics jokes!

:D

Yay
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:24 am

Lazer, something tells me that you copied and pasted all those jokes from online. Especially when you repeated one of the jokes that I already used.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:26 am

I know, But I found those jokes funny, so I showed them after I found them. I already knew the "I'm positive" one before that.

Physics jokes....yay.

EDIT:
imaginary numbers to pi: Be rational.
pi to imaginary numbers: Get real.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:32 am

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY



...Geddit? "Going up"? awesome
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:09 am

lol :D

I thought this is pretty funny (sad but true):

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:13 am

I saw that one and I thought it was kinda funny too. Don't worry. :P

AND NOW TO ADD TO THE ENGINEER COMBO:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:17 am

Kitty wrote:
I saw that one and I thought it was kinda funny too. Don't worry. :P

I said "sad but true" because that's what I thought about engineering before and it turned out to be crazy math formulas and huge amount of workload lol

C-C-C-Combo Breaker:

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:26 am

B-B-B-BREAKER COMBO

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:29 am

Let's add some variety to this combo:



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:31 am

INDEED

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:43 am


















Problem? Trollface
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:46 am

I'M NOT STUPID :U

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:50 am

U looked for F13, didnt you ? :P U mad ?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:59 am

Lol !

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:07 am

Lol, movies are so mainstream!

Definition of EPIC WIN!! :
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:12 am

I am done for the night...


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:18 am

What's the difference between a zombie and a scientist?

Scientist have brains, zombies WANT brains.
------------------
A day in Minecraft.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interupting cow wh-

MOOOOO!

Knock knock.

...Who's there?

Interrupting sheep.

Interupting sheep w-

BAAAA!

Knock Knock!

...*sigh* Who's there.

Interrupting Creeper.

Interrupting Creeper wh-

BOOM!

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If you've watched "That video" Bad memories will return with the following joke. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. (Don't look up the video either. You will be scarred for life. Trust me.)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:24 am

That Minecraft one was cool. xD

(Pfff I know what video you're talking about.
Good thing I read about what it was so I don't have to be tempted to look it up. :V)
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