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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:32 am

Minecrafter 1 Knock, knock
Minecrafter 2: Who's there?
Minecrafter 1: Creeper
Minecrafter: Creeper who?
*Creeper spawns Behide Minecrafter 2*
SSSSSSSssssss....

BOOM!

Minecrafter 1: That Creeper.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:37 am

When I read the last line of that joke, I accidentally read it as:

DAT CREEPER!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:39 am

Kitty wrote:
When I read the last line of that joke, I accidentally read it as:

DAT CREEPER!

LOL! ;)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:10 pm

Kitty, you seem to be saying "Pfff" a lot lately.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Kitty

Interrupting Kitty wh-

Pfff
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:09 am

Gelatino95 wrote:
Kitty, you seem to be saying "Pfff" a lot lately.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Kitty

Interrupting Kitty wh-

Pfff

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:36 am

I realize this has to do with calculus but at least I Find this funny:

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:01 pm

You're so funny, Lazer. I don't take calculus yet, but I still get the joke.

What's brown and sticky?

...

...

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A stick
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:34 pm

Poo

Taffy?

chocolate?

Weird joke... XD IDK

(Off topic: Gelo, where did you get hat "I support proper grammar" sig? It is cool)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:43 pm

I found that mini sig in someone else's signature. Just copy the image location and paste it into your own sig if you like it.

Also, the answer to my joke is written in black. In case the spaces below my post weren't enough of a give-away.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:45 pm

Oh! XD Got it.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:26 pm

Here's one my cousin told me:

If you had 26 basketballs in one hand, and 32 packets of Cheetos in the other hand, what would you have?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:10 pm

A stick happy.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:37 am

I have to post this. Make sure you read the Irishman's comments in an irish accent for the best effect.

An Irishman decided that he wanted to apply for a job at a company. However, the boss of the company is a real jerk who, for some reason, hates irish people. So when the man applys for a job, the boss thinks of a way to get around hiring him. At the interview, the boss gives the man a piece of paper and a pen, and says "Now, for this job, you'll need to think sharp. To test your intelligence, I want you to represent 9 without using numbers." He was expecting the man to give up on the spot, but he became confused as the man acually started to produce something on the paper. When he finised, the boss saw that he had drawn 3 trees. "What's this rubbish?" he asked. The man replied "There be 3 trees in this here forrest, and tree + tree + tree = 9!" The boss was astounded, so he tried something different. "I want you to represent 99 without using numbers!" The irishman thinks for a minute, and then proceeds to colour the trees a darker colour. "The wind came and blew dirt all over them trees, so dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree = 99!" The boss becomes furious, and says "Now you have to represent 100 without using numbers!" the irishman, after thinking for a few moments, draws a crap pile under each tree. "A dog came and crapped all over them trees, so dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd = 100!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:39 pm

I almost died laughing at that one, Kitty. Especially the last one. And yes, I made sure to read the Irish guy's responses in accent.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:31 am

I made these a long time ago:

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:55 am

Kitty wrote:
I have to post this. Make sure you read the Irishman's comments in an irish accent for the best effect.

An Irishman decided that he wanted to apply for a job at a company. However, the boss of the company is a real jerk who, for some reason, hates irish people. So when the man applys for a job, the boss thinks of a way to get around hiring him. At the interview, the boss gives the man a piece of paper and a pen, and says "Now, for this job, you'll need to think sharp. To test your intelligence, I want you to represent 9 without using numbers." He was expecting the man to give up on the spot, but he became confused as the man acually started to produce something on the paper. When he finised, the boss saw that he had drawn 3 trees. "What's this rubbish?" he asked. The man replied "There be 3 trees in this here forrest, and tree + tree + tree = 9!" The boss was astounded, so he tried something different. "I want you to represent 99 without using numbers!" The irishman thinks for a minute, and then proceeds to colour the trees a darker colour. "The wind came and blew dirt all over them trees, so dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree = 99!" The boss becomes furious, and says "Now you have to represent 100 without using numbers!" the irishman, after thinking for a few moments, draws a crap pile under each tree. "A dog came and crapped all over them trees, so dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd = 100!"

Oh god lol! That joke made me laughing in stitichs and yes we are very proud of our odd but laughable ole irish jokes! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:49 pm

It was said, that in a small town in America, lived the closest, happiest couple in the entire nation. Eventually, a man asked the couple the secret to their long lived, happy relationship. The Husband tells them.

"On our Honeymoon, we went to the Grand Canyon. When we got there, we rented two horses and rode around the Canyon. Eventually the horse my wife was on stumbled, almost throwing her off. Obviously annoyed, she looked at the horse and said "That's once" we then moved on. After about an hour, the horse stumbled again and threw her into a puddle of water. Obviously angry, she looked at the horse and said "That's Twice" she then remounted, and moved on. Again, the horse stumbled and threw her off on to the ground. She said "That's enough" Then slowly pulled a gun out of her purse and shot the horse dead. I began yelling at her "Whats wrong with you, crazy women! You shot that poor animal dead!" She turned around, and looked at me. Then said:

"That's once"

"We then Lived Happily ever after"

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:10 pm

Lol.....scary joke.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:17 pm

Lol Hutch :D
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:19 am

Hold on to something, this is the funniest joke you'll ever here:



Let Epsilon be less than Zero.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! coffee
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:32 am

Lazernugget wrote:
Hold on to something, this is the funniest joke you'll ever here:



Let Epsilon be less than Zero.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! coffee

I don't get it. Isn't epsilon a letter? So if it's not a number, how can it be less than zero...?

Oh yeah, did I mention? Blonde jokes are in style now.

A blonde woman is driving very fast down the road, and so she gets pulled over by a cop. As it turns out, the cop is another blonde woman.

The blonde cop immediately asks for the blonde driver's license.

In shock, the blonde driver fumbles in her handbag and gives a hand mirror to the cop, thinking it's her license.

The blonde cop looks at the mirror and says:

'Oh I'm very sorry, if I knew you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over'
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:30 am

Hahaha.....

Epsilon is a greek letter used mainly in calculus, that denotes a positive threshold, so it's usually (And has to be) E>0 but saying E<0 is just crazy.

It's a joke in a joke. It's a joke for being a stupid joke! Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:42 am

Most of the jokes I have would most likely get me banned so...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:39 pm

Lazernugget wrote:
Hahaha.....

Epsilon is a greek letter used mainly in calculus, that denotes a positive threshold, so it's usually (And has to be) E>0 but saying E<0 is just crazy.

It's a joke in a joke. It's a joke for being a stupid joke! Lol.
So... it's a joke because it makes you sound stupid if you say it? Okay, that makes sense.

Not very good, but...

Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the botton of the mummy case they noticed "1286 B.C."
"What does that number mean?" asked the first one.
The second one thought for a moment and said, "That must be the license number of the car that hit him."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:38 am

Argon walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender said:
"Sorry, but we don't serve your kind here. Out with ya, Noble Gas!"
Argon didn't react. XD coffee


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