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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:42 am | |
| Depends on the joke, really.
Did you know that, accordion to statistics, music related puns often go unnoticed by fast readers? | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:30 am | |
| Nope, next question.
How many gnomes does it take to fully block traffic? | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:05 am | |
| Pi
Why do people refuse to recognize Pluto when describing our solar system? Just because it's a dwarf planet now doesn't mean it doesn't exist or anything. | |
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Terwynd Purple spice
Posts : 1096 Upvotes: : 18 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 27 Location : In front of a computer desk somewhere.
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:10 am | |
| Pluto's only a conspiracy theory... There's no way Mickey Mouse has a dog.
So when North Korea tears up the armistice and goes to war, will South Korea become an island within the month? | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:05 am | |
| Are you suggesting that North Korea will force South Korea away from the continent and make it drift out to sea? In that case, yeah, that would be pretty cool.
What is a non-Newtonian fluid? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:23 am | |
| A fluid that contains no Newtonian, duh.
Why can't I think of a question at this point in time? | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:25 am | |
| You're suffering PTQD. Post Traumatic Question Disorder.
If 666 is an evil number, then would the square root of 666 be the root of all evil? | |
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Terwynd Purple spice
Posts : 1096 Upvotes: : 18 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 27 Location : In front of a computer desk somewhere.
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:34 am | |
| The square root makes it out to Satan's box number. Send at your own risk. Fun Fact: 666666666 squared is 44444.4444. 444 is considered an angelic number in the universe of Sentain, as well as an appropriate naming system for the domains (Domain 4 is capitol of heaven, Domain 6 is capitol of Hell)
What's more likely to happen in the afterlife; Heaven and Hell, or Inception horns every two seconds? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:40 am | |
| Neither. EVERYONE knows that when you die your soul gets sent to Valhalla
When is a duck not a duck? | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:47 am | |
| When it's dinner.
How many eggs do you need to make an awesome omelette? | |
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Terwynd Purple spice
Posts : 1096 Upvotes: : 18 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 27 Location : In front of a computer desk somewhere.
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:51 am | |
| better play it safe and stick to a couple hundred... thousand.
How many chickens are laying all those eggs by the way? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:54 am | |
| Abouts 700,000 I think. However, the amount of chickens required to lay eggs doesn't necessarily matter when you're making an awesome omelette. As long as you have enough to produced the required amount of eggs to make a decent omelette (aka the thousand that Terry mentioned), the amount of other ingredients (eg. Bacon, Cheese, Mushrooms, Potato, Tomato) is what you have to consider to fully achieve awesomeness.
Why do I suddenly feel hungry after typing this? | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:03 am | |
| Because the thought of potatoes is easily the most appetising thing in the world.
What do you think of fungus? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:14 am | |
| It's great on Pizza.
What is the best kind of pizza? (Note: If you don't answer with any kind of Meatlover's pizza, you are automatically wrong) | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:34 am | |
| Hawaiian that smells like meatlovers. It counts.
How much paper have you used today? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:15 am | |
| Only 1 sheet, actually. I have my laptop to take most of my class notes, the sheet I used was just me drawing in my English book while I was bored.
Cracked Pepper with your post, sir? | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:11 am | |
| Yes please.
Salt with yours, ma'am? | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:47 pm | |
| I'm a slug. You just killed me with your salt. Nice going. Also, I'm not a woman, jerk.
Mollusks are people too? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:15 am | |
| If you're referring to animals such as shellfish, I guess so. Good thing I'm not exactly human though, because then I'd be a cannibal.
Bread makes you fat?! | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:19 am | |
| In copious quantities, yes. But meat will make you fat much faster.
Patience is a virtue? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:24 am | |
| Patience (noun) - The capacity to accept or tolerate delay, trouble, or suffering without getting angry or upset.
Virtue (noun) - A quality considered morally good or desirable in a person.
While these two words are both nouns, they both don't have the exact same meaning so technically speaking, patience ISN'T a virtue.
What does the letter P in PM mean? | |
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Gelatino95 Silver Spice
Posts : 3501 Upvotes: : 9 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 28 Location : Dinosaur Planet
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:12 am | |
| Peregrine
Where does a general keep his armies? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:13 am | |
| In his sleevies?
Why is Gelo's icon crying? :C | |
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Potatrobot Bronze Spice
Posts : 1601 Upvotes: : 21 Join date : 2010-11-19 Age : 29 Location : Triangulating...
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:15 am | |
| Because he's having trouble with snail chicks.
If a tree falls in a forest or wherever the tree is, and nobody's around to witness it, would it be a good idea to start installing video camera everywhere? | |
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Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: Ask a question to the next user's post VI Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:19 am | |
| Yes, because I chopped it down with my eye lasers. (ノ ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้‿ ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้)ノ
What's the time, Mr. Wolf? | |
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