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Talvox Green Spice
Posts : 354 Upvotes: : 2 Join date : 2011-09-17 Age : 24 Location : In your ribcage, stealing your house.
| Subject: The Buscus Series: A Fan-Made Series of Randomness and Making Fun of Games Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:53 am | |
| Hello everyone. Recently, I made a story that was based largely on making fun of things, and it is largely based around Tobuscus, and I thought I'd make a thread of it. Tell me what you think of Book's one and two, and then give me suggestions for book 3, which I am currently working on. Book 1 is called Buscus: The God of Madness. Book 2 is Called To(e): The God of Perfectly Normal Sanity. Now, for book 1. - Spoiler:
Prologue: "Something's wrong here," an adventurer said. "Everything is wrong here, Georgebuscus." His partner said. The two adventurers continued onwards up the mountain towards Buscus' castle of Insanity. "You sure this a good idea?" Georgebuscus asked Fredbuscus. "Of course it is," Fredbuscus said to Georgebuscus. The two of them pulled out their Crossbows, and finally reached the entrance to the castle.
And here's book 2. - Spoiler:
Prologue "Come on Togreg!" said someone. "Alright! Hang on a second Tomason!" said Togreg. The same person crept through the forest, heading towards his house. Evidently something bad was happening, due to the large amount of purple grapes falling from the sky. "I thought this was supposed to be the realm of Perfectly Normal Sanity?" Tomason said. "Me too," said Togreg. "Why are you talking to yourself?" Said a child. "SHADDUP!" said Togreg and Tomason both at the same time. "Rude!" said the child indignantly. "I'ma call yo parents!" said the child. "I said shaddup." said Togreg. "How do you do two different voices?" "Whaddya mean?" said Tomason. "You're scaring me!" said the child. "That is one sassy little child," said Togreg. "I know, right?" said Tomason. The person headed through the forest still towards his home. And then they found a Portal Gun. Chapter 1: The Booming Voice of Land To "Come on laddy! Get ya big face over here!" said Tobran. Perhaps his meaning was too literal. He threw his face and it landed on Tobran. Tobran facepalmed. "I think we take everything too literal here." he said. "Oh really?" Tocal said. "Ya really." replied Tobran. The two of them had been traveling for the last 25 millennium, heading towards Tovillage. "AGH! HEADCRAB!" shouted Tocal in alarm, as a brown creature jumped at his face, attempting to eat his head. He flailed around blindly, swinging a crowbar in every which way. The crowbar smacked all sorts of things. Trees, crates, rocks, clay, and even clay people! He got the headcrab off him, and used his crowbar like a golf bat. The headcrab, on it's back, was flung into the air by Tocal. "I got a Turkey!" he shouted. "No Tocal, that's in bowling." "Oh be quiet." Tocal said irritably. A while later, Tobran voiced something that had been pestering his mind like a crow trying to eat his eye. "Do you think To is sane? At all?" "Probably not. He's just as nuts as his counterpart, Buscus." Tocal replied. "This is the booming voice here! Thank you for traveling Land To! You will be arriving at Tovillage in the next 24 hours of running!" Shouted the Booming Voice. "I wish he would quit following us. I need to find me a gnome launcher." Tobran said. Chapter 2: Pirated Copy of a Game About Pirates. Tocal and Tobran got distracted on the way to Tovillage, because an old man wearing a dressing gown was beckoning them. While Tocal was moving towards him, something appeared in his eye and it said, 'Acrobatics increased.' "Acrobatics increased? What the heck." he said. "GET HERE YA CRAZY CAR-BURNING NOODLES!" The old man shouted. "AGH! Why are you yelling at us!" Tobran said. The went over to where the old man in the dressing gown was, and had a Silver Exclamation mark above his head. "I'm thinking we entered the video game world." Tocal said. "I need you to find me a Pirated Lego Pirates video game!" he said. "What do you need a Pirated version for?" Tobran said. "Because the game is about Pirates!" the old man said. Tocal muttered to Tobran, saying, "I think we should find an Onion Ring, or a Hairy Potroast." "Nah." He muttered back. Neither of them noticed the giant dancing banana in the background. "MOM!" shouted someone. "Come here! You totally need to see this! Mom!" "One second Tanner!" The boy, who was a teenage by the looks of it, was dragging his mom off to show her the giant banana. "Carly and Isabella made it!" shouted the boy. "Did they make this fail of a solar model? Oh girls, it's nice to see you've taken a hobby of making things." said the mom. An alien ship appeared out of nowhere, abducted a cow, several owls, the mom, Carly, Isabella, and Tanner. "I knew I should've named you properly!" said the mom while being abducted by a large purple spaceship shaped like a tea saucer. "What the heck was that?" said Tocal. Tobran, however, was watching one of the owls being abducted. "That owl's face looks like a nut." he said. "A what?" Tocal asked. "Nevermind." Tobran said. The two of them had completely forgotten the old man, who then kicked them hard in the legs, and told them that they were supposed to get a pirated copy of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. A pirated copy fell out of the sky, and landed on Tocal. "Ouch!" he said. "Here's your game!" Tobran said, grabbing the copy of the game and giving it to the old man. While they were busy watching the spaceship abduct the people, the silver exclamation mark turned into a gold question mark. When Tobran picked up the game copy, the question mark turned silver. Their bags got heavier, and it appeared they got Gnome Launchers. "Now we need to find some Gnomes!" Tocal said. Chapter 3: Launching Gnomes The two headed towards Tovillage, and along the way found several garden gnomes, upon which they pounced, trying to collect ammo for their gnome launchers.. "I think my bag has started to laugh..." Tobran said. His bag was indeed laughing, shaking with all the laughter the gnomes kept making. Tocal promptly fell over when his bag gave a particularly violent giggle. "I think we need to practice with these things. They pulled out their Gnome Launchers, which were like bows. You grabbed a gnome, and with it's hat pointed forward, you let go of the string and the gnome shot forward, stiff as a board, like an arrow. Tobran's bag started rattling like a cargo hold. "Why is it doing that?" Tocal asked. "Because I put a totally detectable extension charm on it." Tobran replied. "You don't even have a wand!" Tocal shouted in amusement. Tobran pulled out a carrot. "How is that a wand?" Tocal said, doubled up with laughter. "YOURSMELLYARMPITS!" Tobran shouted, pointing the carrot at Tocal. Then, Tocal's armpit's smelled so bad that you could actually see the stench wafting upwards. "AGH!!! I NEED WATER! I NEED SOMETHING! JUST GET IT OFF, PLEASE!" Tocal shouted. In answer, Tobran shoved a bucket of water up Tocal's armpit. His armpits had began to burn, but the water helped immensely. In fact, it actually removed the smell, as well as the burn. Chapter 42: The Gods are Speaking to the U.S. and the U.S. Only After several buckets of water, some soap and a giant laser eating cat, the two friends had finally made it to ToVillage. Like VillageBuscus, there were literal screens showing certain literals, like Resident Evil: "Wait is this the matrix..." and The Assassin's creed Revelations TV Spot: "You get more Bombs, they look like coconuts..." and Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword: "Swan dive into the logo..." A giant exploding donkey exploded in the middle of the town, and Tocal and Tobran hurried towards the commotion, shooting gnomes everywhere. Some gnomes punctured floating balloons, some no-scoped chickens, (Which just fell over, turned red and disappeared.) and others turned into fireworks. Tobran and Tocal both saw 'Archery Increased' flash across their eyes. It blinded them temporarily, in which two gnomes somehow spawned a spider. The spider was blocky. "Why is that spider blocky!" Tobran shouted. "No idea!" Tocal shouted back. He then went over to the spider and began whacking it repeatedly with his crowbar. The spider made a noise, turned red, and got knocked back ever time he hit it. When it died, it just turned over and disappeared. "I want to know why everything is so strange." said someone completely random. "Granted. Your mind explodes with all the data." replied someone else. Then you could hear the sound of a brain exploding in the distance. "Lovely." Said Tobran. The exploding donkey was still terrorizing the small crowd that was watching it. Tocal, in an effort to stop the donkey, threw his crowbar at the donkey, shot several gnomes at it, and began trying to grab a bush to throw at it. While Tocal was trying to lift the bush up, Tobran was running around and around in circles with a rope attached to his back, while flapping his arms up and down. "I'm a fairy! WHEEE!" he said. Then, a giant ham appeared in mid-air, then a hand appeared and punched the ham, while he shouted, "HAMDUKEN!" The donkey then exploded leaving a hole in the ground. There was a bunch of dirt and grass blocks in there. "I'm pretty sure this isn't Minecraft, but this is getting ridiculous." said Tocal. Chapter 5: Multiple Pieces of Zombie The two friends, feeling bored, decided to head up towards To's castle of Perfectly Normal Sanity. They met a quest giver, which was a three-headed dog that went to sleep when you started screaming at it. The dog evidently lost something in To's castle, and wanted them to retrieve something. A few minutes later, they arrived at To's castle. "If anything about Buscus' castle is true, I'll eat that picture of cake I found on google." said Tobran. The two adventurers proceeded along the long and gloomy hallway, even though the entire thing was decorated in white. They kept heading upwards towards some random thing, not entirely sure where they were going. A while later, they got below To's literal recording station. To's newest Literal was The Hobbit. "Warner Bros. New Line Metro... Stop to say hello to your eccentric neighbor..." Tocal and Tobran went through the castle, listening to the Hobbit literal. "AGH!" Tocal said, and slipped on something went and slippery. It was a non-combustible grape! They continued, for sometime, and then two zombies poofed outta nowhere and began moving towards Tocal and Tobran. They were made of pixels, and their body was square-ish. Tobran pulled out his Gnome Launcher, and shot one of the zombies, which fell over, and disappeared. Tocal, kicked the other one, which also fell over and disappeared. "Ewww, zombie flesh!" Tobran complained. The gnomes in both their bags began laughing uncontrollably, and both of them fell over, trying desperately to get back on their feet. But it was useless, because the gnomes were just laughing way too hard. Chapter 6: Slobber and Dogs. Lots and Lots of Dogs. After the gnomes had stopped laughing, (To's Hobbit literal had ended by then.) Tocal and Tobran headed towards the literal recording station, and encountered lots of dogs. They followed Tocal everywhere. "Fetch!" he kept saying, throwing a gnome somewhere in an attempt to get rid of the dogs. That was just a waste of ammo, however, and he had less gnomes than he did upon entering this strange castle. "Does anyone know where the literal recording station is?" Tobran said, knowing the dogs couldn't answer. So they moved aimlessly around the castle, attempting to find the literal recording station. Tocal was getting annoyed at the dogs. They kept slobbering on him. "Stop slobbering on me! I just washed these! Griffin! Don't you dare bite my leg! I will pee on yo food! I will pee on it!" Shouted Tocal. He had named each and every dog, which took a millennium just to do that. There was one advantage of having a pack of dogs follow you everywhere, which is the massive amounts of slobber there was, so you knew where you went. Tobran was starting to think To's castle was a maze. More or less, Tocal and Tobran were beginning to think they were totally, and utterly lost. In frustration, Tobran began banging his head against a wall. He certainly made contact with the wall, but not in the way you would expect it. He overbalanced and fell through the wall, with his legs on the side of the wall he'd been standing by. "Tobran! I think you found the way!" Tocal said in excitement. He then saw Ryan roll his eyes. "Ryan! Did you just roll your eyes?" the dog shook his head. "You're safe... For now." Tocal said. Chapter 7: Bossfight and Several More Dogs. Tocal and Tobran stumbled through the secret path, going upwards, and the stairs they were going up seemed to be the only stairs in the entire place. Several cups of coffee later, Tocal and Tobran arrived at the recording station. To was sitting there, looking through video game trailers and movie trailers on YouTube, evidently looking for something to make a new Literal out of. He looked around on their entrance, and sat up, raised his spear and charged them both. Tocal facepalmed. "Lovely manners..." he said sarcastically. He dodged, whacked at his leg with his crowbar, and ran up onto To's back and began a tap dance. The dogs where sitting there, slobbering and drooling. "Do something!" Tocal shouted at the dogs, still tap dancing. To stood straight, and Tocal fell off, shouting something incoherently. Tobran was dodging like a maraca, shaking here and there, because he was extremely nervous, and the dogs were still sitting there, obedient as heaven. To, on the other hand was laughing in the range of borderline psychotic. Tocal, in an effort to get To to stop laughing, he shouted, "FUS RO DOGS!" Dogs of all shape, size, and breed stampeded To, barking madly, and biting several inches of pant legs. "OI!" To shouted. "GET OFF ME PANTS! THESE ARE NEW! AGH! A POODLE!" Tobran just had an inspiring idea. He sure hoped all those dogs couldn't smell. "YOURSMELLYARMPITS!" Tobran shouted, pointing his carrot wand at To. Just like with Tocal, To's armpits began smelling like the garbage disposal in heck. Which was pretty smelly. But, just don't ask how Tocal and Tobran know. After cleaning To's armpits and Tocal calling of his dogs, Tocal asked To something. "Do you know where the dog's toy is?" Tocal asked. To, mistaking 'toy' for 'toe,' asked, "What toe? I don't have any toes." He then pulled off his socks and shoes to show them. He indeed did not have feet. "I said toy!" Tocal said, facepalming. "Oh. Well in that case..." He threw a giant rubber duck at Tobran, who caught it. "Thanks..." Tobran said. Santa had landed in one of To's toilets, having just gotten out of Buscus' one. "Please help me? Please? Anyone who helps me will get a portal gun! Heeelp!" "ROLL THE CREDITS, STEVEN!" To shouted. The end.
Read Book 2 for now, because I had that in my files. I have to write number 1. Again. | |
| | | Kitty Silver Spice
Posts : 3148 Upvotes: : 58 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 27 Location : Waterfall, Underground
| Subject: Re: The Buscus Series: A Fan-Made Series of Randomness and Making Fun of Games Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:45 am | |
| Just a question, How is this related to tobuscus?
(I'm not bashing or anything, I only do that when the idea is downright stupid, just asking) | |
| | | Talvox Green Spice
Posts : 354 Upvotes: : 2 Join date : 2011-09-17 Age : 24 Location : In your ribcage, stealing your house.
| Subject: Re: The Buscus Series: A Fan-Made Series of Randomness and Making Fun of Games Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:09 am | |
| Well, literal trailers are in the thing, and usually Tobuscus is the boss. Well, Buscus and To(e), are completely different people, but they merge in book 3. And Gabuscus is the boss in book 3. | |
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